We love narcotics. 

And our children. 

We're both incredibly right wing. 

Do your children love narcotics? 
it sounds as though they should. 

We both hate old people getting in the way (eg in shops and on the roads)

Needing time alone.

Ambition and sociopathy 

Creative swearing. 

Bng vry gd t th mssng vwls rnd n nly cnnct. 

The body under the patio.

both massive pedants

Hatred of Verstappen. 

What will you do when he retires?

Will the fire go out?

Good cheekbones

Air guitar

Mrs laz is a massive pendant. 

We're both geeks.

What will you do when he retires?

Will the fire go out?

There will be someone else, like Verstappen replaced Schumacher. There will probably still be Stroll for instance. 

Puns, wordplay, and quizzes

thinking farts are funny

Wfh today and joined a teams call at 6.30. As I logged in, my kid (doing homework nearby) said "dad, did you you fart?". 

Thankfully it was still joining so no-one heard. Call finishing up at 7.15 and the big4 partner had an AOB - "to check, did Jelly fart or not?". 

Both liking my right hand.

Mutual hatred of most other people and desperate desire not to be our parents. Plus Non PC jokes and good red wine.

Sounds pretty healthy. 

a fundamentally similar approach to life despite being completely different people

We don’t even have existing in common. 

Taskmaster.

Hiking. It’s how we met. 

Mainly Alan 

And being alphas 

Both good friends of Orla

Mortgage

What is wrong with the board?

Productivity amongt london legal firms rockets - inexplicably.

we both think that I am a fooking legend

Heh at Judy. 

Not drifting to the right as we get older.

Dogs, eating out, visiting the Lake District.

hedonism

"Not drifting to the right as we get older".

So you still dress to the left then, do you?

we're both stubborn :)

 proving the rule there alberto

Total tolerance of, and respect for, all races, cultures and people.

Except Oracle, who can fook off, and when he gets there, fook off some more.