A man in a van just shouted "you've got WHITE skin" at me in a jeering voice. So did he, like "your burger's fooking shite". I was eating a burger, and it was (tbf) fooking shite. 1 Vote up! "Kindermörder!" Anyone who understands the word will guess the context and realise my crime was possibly not as evil as you might think. 0 Vote up! Anyone who understands the word will guess the context and realise my crime Onanism? 2 Vote up! Was on an early morning bike ride a few days ago, v quiet roads, a van went past shouting KHVNT. I was a bit miffed as I hadn't got in their way in the slightest and road was so quiet there was no delay for them in overtaking. Probably just cyclist h8ing "banter". 0 Vote up! *throws sandwich* 0 Vote up! No need to w**k on about it, Porpoise. Tbf I got random abuse the other day while I was riding a very sexy lime scooter. My interlocutor in a Ford Ranger was too incoherent to be comprehend, but I suspect he was alluding to his very very very small penis. 0 Vote up! Clean shirt 0 Vote up! ‘Piss kidney’ 0 Vote up! ""you've got WHITE skin" " Report him for racialism. 0 Vote up! I thought randoms just shouted incoherently into Clergs face Obviously now attracting a more sophisticated, coherent type 0 Vote up! The weirdest sort of jeering interaction I’ve had with a random was ’oi mate! Do you post naked pictures of yourself on Snapchat!?’ ’No? I don’t have it?’ (confused). ’My mate does!’ ’ok?’ Them they walked off. 0 Vote up! Not me, but my brother was cycling through Union Street (which is the famously erm… vibrant part of Plymouth wearing a cycle helmet in days before such things were common. San and Tray wobble out of the 6am kebab shop: ”ey mate, you’ve got a pisspot on your ‘ead” 0 Vote up! Heh! 0 Vote up! I had one yesterday at the roundabout. Some oik, maybe 11 or 12 years old, was jeering out the car window next to me: "'ere, what's your name? Oi, who are you? Is your name Stephen?" [It's not] It was troubling that his mother, driving, did nothing by way of either reprimand or dissuasion. When did this anti-social behaviour by children become normalised? 0 Vote up! “Why? Are you looking for your Dad?” 0 Vote up! little oiks have shouted insults since time immemorial dux, if anything kids are better behaved now than they were in my day, you are just getting old m7. 0 Vote up! Look at you fxcking cxnt in your shoes going click clack you fxcking cxnt etc etc I was so furious I took him on* * until a passerby told me he was a local nutter, just ignore. So I was the one ended up feeling bad 😕 0 Vote up! Minkie, were you wearing 4 inch stillies? 0 Vote up! A tramp by the tube station once shouted “You look healthy!” at me as I walked by. I think he meant I looked fat but I am still unsure. 0 Vote up! A lot of you have had quite banal things shouted at you. 0 Vote up! I had someone chase after and threaten me in a very angry manner (would certainly have constituted assault) for walking past him whilst talking on my mobile phone. 0 Vote up! BUS w**kERS 1 Vote up! A m6 with mixed white English and Far East heritage told me he was once walking around in Cardiff when a passing car slowed, rolled down the window and someone shouted "chink" at him. He said he nearly pissed himself cos it's such a shyte insult. 0 Vote up! Drunk Scots outside Victoria Station Gissus some money pal Leider nicht verstehe Shouting: I know you're English you fkin bastard 0 Vote up! I was once accused by a man on a train of having a mullet 0 Vote up! I got a cheeky khunt from a man in a car while walking along Euston Road at half midnight just 4 weeks ago. 0 Vote up! Buzz in a similar vein my mixed race cousin used to get ‘Paki’ shouted at him all the time and he’d just reply ’ok, one, that’s quite racist and two, my mum’s African and my dad’s English so it’s factually incorrect’ 0 Vote up! "You're really hot!" Ugly girls, one was a lard ass. It's an insult, because like what did they think was going to happen. That I'd be pleased that some butters women found me attractive i.e. the idea that they could have fathomed even for a second that I might possibly be interested in them or their opinions - if they knew I was actually hot, they would have known the limits and kept the f away. It actually affected me and made me feel insecure for a bit - but I gathered myself realised they were on the other side of the street so probably couldn't see me properly. I know everyone says this, but it's a true story. 0 Vote up! Mostly just random insults but some random drunk woman grabbed my arm whilst I was out jogging and said 'i just fancied a grope'. Her group of friends had drunkenly/inadvertently blocked my path I politely reminded her that she was a khunt and that it was sexual assault She offered to let me squeeze her ass I rejected her kind invite 0 Vote up! i 1ce wore a pair of red trousers and a red woolly hat some1 yelled “he’s got red trousers and a red hat, oi double red!! ur double red!” they were dark red trousers, not aggressive u kno and the weird thing is it was at twickers 4 the double header 0 Vote up! Hehheh Double red Folk are such dicks 0 Vote up! "Did you know that Jools Holland plays the blues" Shouted at me by Cider John on whiteladies road in Bristol years back. 0 Vote up! A gang of teenagers threw a lump of cheddar cheese at me. That wasn’t very mature 0 Vote up! Biggies is the best. 0 Vote up! I was saying goodbye to clients outside Ashurst's offices when a man in a van leaned out of his window as he roared past and shouted 'WHITE HAIR GINGER BEARD'. Couldn't fault him. 0 Vote up! Solidarity with all the people so pale it compels van drivers to make sure we know 👊 0 Vote up! *👊🏻 0 Vote up! All of this also reminds me of Reginald D. Hunter's comment that some English racial insults are just weird. "N1gnog? What the hell's that supposed to be? Sounds like something black folk might drink at Christmas" 1 Vote up! "Fvck me, it's Herr Flick" I was walking home wearing a long cashmere coat with the collar turned up. 0 Vote up! That can't have been yesterday 0 Vote up! 25 years ago, m7. I was rocking the "solicitor with gravitas" look. 0 Vote up! reginald d hunter has 2 b 1 of the most underr7ed comedians 0 Vote up! ‘Rack’ 0 Vote up! Had just moved to London from up north. Had a massive suitcase on a south London bus. Charming lady screamed “raasclaat!” at full blast, purely on the basis of my suitcase partially blocking the way I think. 0 Vote up! your suitcase was blocking the way you think? HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK? Is it a neurodiversity-causing-samsonite? 1 Vote up! Got called a fat aunt while waddling across the road at 37 weeks pregnant. I had immediate hormonal red mist, so I walrused after him, banged on his window and suggested that he say it to my fooking face. He declined. I wouldn’t have the balls to do that now. 0 Vote up! Refresh Back to board Join the discussion Login Register 0 Vote up!