A thread to post your job title and desired job title

Unless it's very outy like assistant to the assistant to the regional manager at Currys, Reading 

What is eating marsehole this evening? Does anyone know him off board and can make a wellness checkin?

Imagine us watching the cricket with people thinking I might be your younger brother.

It WILL fook you off big time. But I’ll gladly buy the drinks. 

PS, I'm sure your skin is as smooth and supple as a 17yr old, but it's the eyes that give it away.

Mine - bright, vivid, alive and constantly scanning the room for threats and opportunities. 

Yours - milky, wise, sometimes seeming far away as if remembering fallen comrades or lovers lost to time. 

I have taken on a volunteer roll to help out at a library.

 

I was very insistent that my title is not “Assistant Librarian” but “Assistant to the Librarian”.

Senior Research Assistant 

I don’t aspire to anything else tbf, I just do this stuff a few months a year for the lulz

I think what gives it away with the eyes RR, is having to hold anything I want to read at arms length. Scanning the room is still a given.

Job title - partner, lover, legend, hero 

Desired* - managing partner, lover, legend, hero, inspiration, ground breaker 

 

 

* Obviously I am picking a realistic one. My dream title is Manchester United soccer player, defender of football for the working classes against the cheats and general all round hero

Chief Grievance Office, Goole Borough Council. Still the greatest work of genius this board has seen 

Have: Force safeguarding trainer

Want: National police safeguarding training lead.*

 

 

 

*Doesn’t exist but good to dream.

Chief Grievance Office, Goole Borough Council. Still the greatest work of genius this board has seen 

Let's take a look at the cringe-o'meter...

That's numberwang!

Goodbye Mark Corrigan, Credit Manager.

Hello Mark Corrigan, Senior Credit Manager.