Davos is Chief Grievance Officer, Goole Borough Council.

desired: earl of east anglia

Assistant to the regional manager 

Team Leader 

What is eating marsehole this evening? Does anyone know him off board and can make a wellness checkin?

It's been a tough week for Marshall

 Hugs and kisses, grandpa

Oh to be a Grandpa 

You can be my grandpa anytime prodders

I’m all well good lads.

Wallowing in the nostalgia of Thirtysomething.

I suspect I look younger than you RR. 

I AM a freak of nature. 

Imagine us watching the cricket with people thinking I might be your younger brother.

It WILL fook you off big time. But I’ll gladly buy the drinks. 

Genuine lol there from Marshall Hall. Excellent work 

Advisor

Advisor (rtd)

PS, I'm sure your skin is as smooth and supple as a 17yr old, but it's the eyes that give it away.

Mine - bright, vivid, alive and constantly scanning the room for threats and opportunities. 

Yours - milky, wise, sometimes seeming far away as if remembering fallen comrades or lovers lost to time. 

OP has set the tone admirably

Wastrel.

Desired, rentier

My job title is so ridiculous that posting it here would immediately out me. 

Head of (this would out me)

Fixer (which is the word used in my job description)

I have taken on a volunteer roll to help out at a library.

I was very insistent that my title is not “Assistant Librarian” but “Assistant to the Librarian”.

"I have taken on a volunteer roll"

Is it Swiss? 

Quilted?

Senior Research Assistant 

I don’t aspire to anything else tbf, I just do this stuff a few months a year for the lulz

Junior business change analyst

Junior business change analyst

Have: Chief XXXXX  / Chairman of YYYY / Chairman of ZZZZ

Wanted: Lord High Commissioner would do.  

Senior Associate

Fulfiller of impossible requests from client and partners.

Currently: Group XXXXX Director

Wanted: Director (of my own fledgling business)

I think what gives it away with the eyes RR, is having to hold anything I want to read at arms length. Scanning the room is still a given.

Deputy Boss Bitch

Boss Bitch

So many people involved in XXXXX

Technical Consultant

Mikayla Demaiter's Fitness Coach

Head of Legal - Tight Fisted Khunts

Head of Legal - Massive Salaries R Us

Chief Funster

Same

Senior enough to be left alone, not so senior that a fookup would get in the news

Ibid

Job title : assistant management accountant

Desired job title : host of Countdown 

Job title - partner, lover, legend, hero 

Desired* - managing partner, lover, legend, hero, inspiration, ground breaker 

* Obviously I am picking a realistic one. My dream title is Manchester United soccer player, defender of football for the working classes against the cheats and general all round hero

Chief Grievance Office, Goole Borough Council. Still the greatest work of genius this board has seen 

Oh, hi Marshall! 

Thought you were Risky originally

Partner 

Founding Partner

Director of risk, compliance and general scapegoatism

Law Lord

Have: Senior partner/founder/bottlewasher

Want: Grampsayswecan (one word.  Like Americasnextopmodel)

Have: Force safeguarding trainer

Want: National police safeguarding training lead.*

*Doesn’t exist but good to dream.

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Senior associate. Avenger!

Chief Grievance Office, Goole Borough Council. Still the greatest work of genius this board has seen 

Let's take a look at the cringe-o'meter...

That's numberwang!

Goodbye Mark Corrigan, Credit Manager.

Hello Mark Corrigan, Senior Credit Manager.