Thinking about how flipping miserable I was before I retired. Then, turning over and going back to sleep. Waking up again with bird song and chattering school children. Joy on earth.
TBF, Mr G, my mum and dad and Young G all have the capability to make me feel much better (and also much worse, depending on things). Stroking Gwendog is very soothing as is watching the birds in our garden. I am generally quite a happy, placid bunny.
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Retirement. Mentally spending tonight's lotto win.
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The blood of my enemies slowly creeping across a white tiled floor, the grouting serving as the outrider of the gathering claret deluge.
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They have hot cross buns in the Co op. All is well.
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General election
Tory MPs' faces on the night of the general election
The gammons' and snowflakes' posts on here after the general election
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Warner being Broad's bunny
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Paul Scholes on the half turn
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If I'm feeling low, I often just think about getting high
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Thinking about how flipping miserable I was before I retired. Then, turning over and going back to sleep. Waking up again with bird song and chattering school children. Joy on earth.
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Only as long as you maintain your solipsism. If it cracks, there is nowhere to hide. Cheers!
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Porpoise, if you became my enemy we could knob two birds with one Johnny, so to speak.
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TBF, Mr G, my mum and dad and Young G all have the capability to make me feel much better (and also much worse, depending on things). Stroking Gwendog is very soothing as is watching the birds in our garden. I am generally quite a happy, placid bunny.
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Sunny days on boats.
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The look on Dimbleby’s face during the Brexit Referendum results
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My other half
My children (various)
The lamentations of my enemies.
Cats. Dogs (but in a very controlled way, I wouldn't actually want one)
Devon/the beach
Austria/Skiing
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