skis

a massive set of speakers

EVERYTHING before Christmas and not taking them home as they arrive

friend of mine once had the hard top for his boxster delivered to his City office

Had to drive the car in and fit it with the help of one of the post room lads who, being a petrolhead, was happy to oblige 

I bought some damp-proof course material. I thought it was 2m by 5m. It was 2m x 50m and weighed about 35kg.

Also =

Not me - but one of my law firms did the usual 3 letter initials.  Lets say I was ABC.  A colleague, in the next office along, was ACB.  His package from amazon was handed to me.  I opened it. It was a sex manual. He'd recently been dumped by someone else in the firm (and she was vocal in broadcasting his physical shortcomings). Rather enjoyed the "sorry mate - accidentally opened your package containing a sex manual".

My paintings from my previous place of employment, forgetting that I'm now "open plan" and forbidden to hang any artwork of my choice on the walls. I then had to lug them home. At least I gave the armchair away, I suppose.

Heh Ducks, my image of your former office would make a good painting in itself.

heh

I read Dux's first post as "paintings of my previous place of employment", so had images of Dux settling into his new role at Wobble Fartbum LLP whilst displaying several original artworks of the offices of his previous employer in a variety of media.

your mum

Outdoor pizza oven 

Always roll this one out but:

a strap-on for my m8's wedding present (cos getting pegged was on his and his missus's bucket list).

x-rayed by the post-room and the lads were asking my secretary if I was gay and we all had a good larf (except me).

I had a dovecote delivered to someone else's office. 

It was only about 2ft diameter and 3ft high.

I hadn't anticipated it being wrapped in 50 metres of bubble wrap and ending up as an amorphous 4ft diameter sphere