"syntax is my strong point"

"I don't actually [know much about / have an opinion on] that"

"I was wrong about that"

"I think Laz is the model human being"

Have lived in the desert for a decade I actually do enjoy English weather

Good point risky

Man U are a great team 

“unkle hyoo really nailed that prediction”

Yup, having experienced a range, plus 1 for really  liking British weather 

I don't think I spend enough time on rof

Laz probably is the model human being tbh. Kind, witty, loyal, polymathically talented and successful at all he turns his hand to, hawt, charming, witty and wildfire in the sack. And what an athlete.

RoF is one of the best websites I've ever come across - there seem to be so many intelligent and interesting people posting on its discussion board

Humph

wot dux said

I like the weather in the UK

Admittedly Jan is shit but rather Jan weather than heat

You’ve put on weight.

That suit is cut exquisitely. Who's your tailor? 

Another liker of English weather here.

I can think of lots of things people say and don't mean, but not so many that people don't say.

Although I have never heard anyone say "that chap is floccinoccinihilificating over antichurchdisestablishmentariasm" which is a shame 

Waves vigorously ( and in a very unBritish manner) at the soft cheesy one

How goes the election prep, still campaigning in da streets?

wot dux said

😐

“y not invite unkle hyoo 2 supper? his is a varied, witty and always original repartee”

Four distinct, temperate seasons are wonderful. This does not characterise English weather, which is undeniably terrible for 340 days a year.

Brexit has been great for the Union in Britain and its historical settlements, securing their future just as its patriot proponents promised us.

My word is my bond

I don't have an opinion about Meghan. Why would I? I don't know her.

I’m not living my best life 

I’m not a good driver and the size of my d1ck is probably below average 

"Here's your contract slip for a real share purchase Hugh"