Things that make America great again
  1. stopping the spread of @haitch@;
  2. recent and burgeoning acceptance of the word @cünt@ in common parlance.

Things America does shït: keyboard layouts.

I'm Irish, I have always pronounced it haitch.  Got into a debate with an English person about this a few years ago and remembered that my old English teacher is connected to me on Facebook.  He has a P (haitch) D in English.. 

His answer was that both are accepted as correct.  

So, I let it go.

Now, if only we could get them to pronounce HERBS correctly.