Sweaty 55yo dudes grinding with twerking 22yo hotties on the VIP terrace at La Folie Douce

You there currently waving a bottle of Kristal hopefully?

Which LFD? I'm not 55, but have been known to swing my tush on a table.

I'll bet he's at Avoriaz

Thorens. Glugging prosecco rosé from the bottle obv

It means “The Gentle Madness”, don’t you know

Great stuff. The burds seem to be more mental in that place than on a Malia jaunt.

SummerSails25 Mar 24 13:46

You there currently waving a bottle of Kristal hopefully?

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I thought Laz was an early investor in Dan Ackroyd's vodka

Whispering Angel...

the women here appear randier than a south african’s wallet

and everyone looks 30% more attractive in a ski resort

One of my favourite places.

I don't recall what rose I was drinking there a few weeks ago but I think it had a leopard on the bottle

OMG, my daughter is currently skiing in Val Thorens…

But she’s 26 and quite demure, and deffo would not twerk.

I will however tell her to watch out for a portly Englishman with over-sized skis going too fast for his ability.

quite demure, and deffo would not twerk.

lolling so hard at this

I suspect this is another fake holiday like that one he ‘took’ during covid

absolutely guaranteed the younger Ms Hall is slutmaxxxing it

People don’t look more attractive in ski resorts as it’s bloody hard to look good in insulated trousers.

there seems to be lots there who pull it off...so to speak

People definitely do, and it is in no way difficult to look good in ski gear

both contentions scientifically proven, sozmax

No you know that a woman is absolutely stunning if her bum looks good in ski trousers.

After the first time I went, when I thought it was amazing, I've always thought it was an absolutely awful place full of awful people. Would rather get a few more runs in any time.

Great for noobs though.

I much prefer Rondpoint or Mooserwirt.

Yes- Rondpoint when Mullit are in town. And it's at the bottom of the slope so you can nip in after the lifts close.

If we're talking Mullit and the Machine...saw them last week they were ace...some great acdc to finish

I go to Foulie Douce at least three times in any week I spend in a place that has a Folie Douce. I’m the opposite of a noob when it comes to skiing. HOWEVER i have never been a HUH! First lift guys? HUH! Might just get a few more runs in kind of tede. I usually get out at about 10, 90 min stop for lunch, either ski til 4 or stop about three at LFD or local equivalent.

cool story bro...the 9-10 slot is the best of the day

9 to 10 is the worst time to be getting on your first lift. You're in with all the ski school people skipping the queue holding everything up.

You either need to be ahead of that wave or behind it. 8.45 latest or 10 o'clock onwards.

We popped into LFD in Val d’Isere a couple of weeks ago to see what all the fuss is about. It is a thing to behold and worth a visit but we are not going back any time soon. I’m too old for that shizzle.

And if you’re in Tignes remember that Tommeuses shuts at 5pm sharp and has massive queues.