I use that phrase because telling a client colleague I have a "hard stop at 5" sounds better than telling them I have to go because I am meeting a mate down the pub at 5

like people who can say "reach out" without immediately sounding like they're talking about some category on a pornsite

oh, hang on, everyone who says "reach out" sounds like they're clicking on a pornsite

can we circle back to this later?

Could you share your screen?

I’ll show you it if you want. 

Our director of all things tech, who sits not far from me, is a walking linkedin post. 

Is he pleased to have been shortlisted for gobshyte of the year?

Amazing to share the stage with such a superb panel of visionary experts at this year's Annual Cvntfest for Any Nobody Who Gives a Tug About Grouting Technology Sales Software in Indonesia. 

Thought leader 

Thought Leader just effin triggers me

Leadership role

Everybody’s got one 

I'm not sure what you mean.

If you can frame the narrative a bit better, I will be able to anchor my thoughts.

Thanks

Australian lawyers

FVCK "allyship".

heh! 'can u share ur screen' is business speak. 

like cünts who say "cut and paste" or "reboot your computer"?

The fact that it’s built into Teams doesn’t change the fact. To share my screen you’d have to work on the same laptop.

I quite like "hard stop" ... it makes it acceptable for me to say "I have to drop" at bang on the hour without feeling bad.

I'm feeling very inspired by this thread

whenever people talk over each other on a Teams call and someone gives way to the other by saying "you go", I'm tempted to tell them that I've just been.

Anyone else abuse the raised hand icon just for a laugh?

Great thinkpiece! Part of the piecepiece

Piece orf