Vote up! 2 Vote down! 1 To the young' uns on here (are there any?) Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a cougar How old are you? Vote up! 2 Vote down! 1 Cupid stunts Vote up! 1 Vote down! 1 Roses are red violets are blue If your marriage is a sham we’ll be onto you The Home Office (2013) Vote up! 1 Vote down! 2 For Buzz: (because by now it's tradition I post something cringey just for you) Roses are red Violets are blue I want to order pizza and watch netflix with you Vote up! 5 Vote down! 1 Jim is a handsome Copper in blue His quick witted quips Fill knickers with goo Vote up! 5 Vote down! 1 For tricky: There was a young man called van Eyck Who didn’t know what he should like He’d go out hunting girls For to give them some pearls But he’d end with his thumb in a dyke Vote up! 5 Vote down! 1 got my valentines cards mixed up... now my girlfriend thinks I love her and my wife thinks I want to f/ck her... Vote up! 5 Vote down! 1 For Strutter (nicked off the interwebs) There was a young man from BrightonWho thought he’d at last found a tight ‘un.He said, “Oh my love,It fits like a glove.”Said she, “But you’re not in the right ‘un.” Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 Very good Vote up! 3 Vote down! 1 For Tricky There was a Dutch girl who bought flowers and tried to snare Buzz with her powers What she'd like very much Because she is Dutch Is a day spent having golden showers. Vote up! 1 Vote down! 1 How dare you! I don't buy flowers on Valentine. I hate being ripped off. Vote up! 2 Vote down! 1 The feisty roffette Judy Carter Got herself into a terrible lather When offered some fun Up the front bum Replied “there is something else which I’d rather”. Vote up! 2 Vote down! 1 Roses are red Violets are blue I’d ream out your fvckholes But I’ve had quite a few Vote up! 2 Vote down! 1 To you know who: Roses are red, violets are blue I've got a knife, get in the van Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 Not the Fire Engine? Vote up! 4 Vote down! 1 A 'straya based roffette it seems Has norks which appear in my dreams I'd go to the ends of the Earth Or at least down to Perth To glaze them like two Krispy Kremes. Vote up! 2 Vote down! 0 Roses are red Violets are blue Everything is shit never mind KBO Vote up! 1 Vote down! 0 Roses are red, violets are blue I’d paste said fine boobs just as Bizz says he’d do Vote up! 1 Vote down! 1 For Mutts Roses are red Violets are blue I'm pretty fed up What about you? Vote up! 2 Vote down! 2 Vote up! 1 Vote down! 1 That made me vom a little in my mouth Vote up! 3 Vote down! 1 Where else would you vom a little bit? Vote up! 2 Vote down! 1 Roses are red violets are blue Get in my van! Yes, Tromb, that means you too. Vote up! 2 Vote down! 1 Rof Royalty will win every thread, The meatshields are all filled with dread. The ladies of Rof Know RR’s not a toff But a tiger they’d quite like to bed. Vote up! 1 Vote down! 2 Get a room you two. Vote up! 1 Vote down! 1 Prodigal Son was upset No Roffer had composed for him yet. I wrote this to show He’s a friend not a foe (With the puppet I made for a bet.) Vote up! 1 Vote down! 1 Roses are red White, pink and the rest I’ve done a survey And you were the best Vote up! 1 Vote down! 1 Roses are red Violets are blue If you were a ladder I'd be right up you Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 There was a young lawyer called Rex Whose appendage was too small for sex When told it was so He said "Yes I know, But de minimis non curat lex" Vote up! 1 Vote down! 1 Claimed Laz, "I still get the urge, but Venus has inflicted her purge; and try as I might, nothing fits tight and now I'm as miserable as Serge" Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 Roses are red Daffodils are amber You’re my Susie Dent And I’ll be your Bamber Vote up! 1 Vote down! 1 Roses are red White, pink and the rest I’ve done a survey Can I come on your chest Vote up! 2 Vote down! 1 Cried Pindar from the palace at Thebes, "All local girls seem to be such dweebs; so to clear the air, I admit I just love a good pair and that's why I so fancy RoF's Pheebs" Refresh Back to board Join the discussion Login Register
Vote up! 1 Vote down! 1 Roses are red violets are blue If your marriage is a sham we’ll be onto you The Home Office (2013)
Vote up! 1 Vote down! 2 For Buzz: (because by now it's tradition I post something cringey just for you) Roses are red Violets are blue I want to order pizza and watch netflix with you
Vote up! 5 Vote down! 1 Jim is a handsome Copper in blue His quick witted quips Fill knickers with goo
Vote up! 5 Vote down! 1 For tricky: There was a young man called van Eyck Who didn’t know what he should like He’d go out hunting girls For to give them some pearls But he’d end with his thumb in a dyke
Vote up! 5 Vote down! 1 got my valentines cards mixed up... now my girlfriend thinks I love her and my wife thinks I want to f/ck her...
Vote up! 5 Vote down! 1 For Strutter (nicked off the interwebs) There was a young man from BrightonWho thought he’d at last found a tight ‘un.He said, “Oh my love,It fits like a glove.”Said she, “But you’re not in the right ‘un.”
Vote up! 3 Vote down! 1 For Tricky There was a Dutch girl who bought flowers and tried to snare Buzz with her powers What she'd like very much Because she is Dutch Is a day spent having golden showers.
Vote up! 2 Vote down! 1 The feisty roffette Judy Carter Got herself into a terrible lather When offered some fun Up the front bum Replied “there is something else which I’d rather”.
Vote up! 2 Vote down! 1 Roses are red Violets are blue I’d ream out your fvckholes But I’ve had quite a few
Vote up! 2 Vote down! 1 To you know who: Roses are red, violets are blue I've got a knife, get in the van
Vote up! 4 Vote down! 1 A 'straya based roffette it seems Has norks which appear in my dreams I'd go to the ends of the Earth Or at least down to Perth To glaze them like two Krispy Kremes.
Vote up! 1 Vote down! 0 Roses are red, violets are blue I’d paste said fine boobs just as Bizz says he’d do
Vote up! 2 Vote down! 1 Roses are red violets are blue Get in my van! Yes, Tromb, that means you too.
Vote up! 2 Vote down! 1 Rof Royalty will win every thread, The meatshields are all filled with dread. The ladies of Rof Know RR’s not a toff But a tiger they’d quite like to bed.
Vote up! 1 Vote down! 1 Prodigal Son was upset No Roffer had composed for him yet. I wrote this to show He’s a friend not a foe (With the puppet I made for a bet.)
Vote up! 1 Vote down! 1 Roses are red White, pink and the rest I’ve done a survey And you were the best
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 There was a young lawyer called Rex Whose appendage was too small for sex When told it was so He said "Yes I know, But de minimis non curat lex"
Vote up! 1 Vote down! 1 Claimed Laz, "I still get the urge, but Venus has inflicted her purge; and try as I might, nothing fits tight and now I'm as miserable as Serge"
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 Roses are red Daffodils are amber You’re my Susie Dent And I’ll be your Bamber
Vote up! 1 Vote down! 1 Roses are red White, pink and the rest I’ve done a survey Can I come on your chest
Vote up! 2 Vote down! 1 Cried Pindar from the palace at Thebes, "All local girls seem to be such dweebs; so to clear the air, I admit I just love a good pair and that's why I so fancy RoF's Pheebs"
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Cupid stunts
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1
Roses are red violets are blue
If your marriage is a sham we’ll be onto you
The Home Office (2013)
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For Buzz:
(because by now it's tradition I post something cringey just for you)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to order pizza
and watch netflix with you
5
1
Jim is a handsome
Copper in blue
His quick witted quips
Fill knickers with goo
5
1
For tricky:
There was a young man called van Eyck
Who didn’t know what he should like
He’d go out hunting girls
For to give them some pearls
But he’d end with his thumb in a dyke
5
1
got my valentines cards mixed up... now my girlfriend thinks I love her and my wife thinks I want to f/ck her...
5
1
For Strutter (nicked off the interwebs)
There was a young man from Brighton
Who thought he’d at last found a tight ‘un.
He said, “Oh my love,
It fits like a glove.”
Said she, “But you’re not in the right ‘un.”
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1
Very good
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1
For Tricky
There was a Dutch girl who bought flowers
and tried to snare Buzz with her powers
What she'd like very much
Because she is Dutch
Is a day spent having golden showers.
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1
How dare you!
I don't buy flowers on Valentine.
I hate being ripped off.
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1
The feisty roffette Judy Carter
Got herself into a terrible lather
When offered some fun
Up the front bum
Replied “there is something else which I’d rather”.
2
1
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’d ream out your fvckholes
But I’ve had quite a few
2
1
To you know who:
Roses are red, violets are blue
I've got a knife, get in the van
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1
Not the Fire Engine?
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1
A 'straya based roffette it seems
Has norks which appear in my dreams
I'd go to the ends of the Earth
Or at least down to Perth
To glaze them like two Krispy Kremes.
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0
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Everything is shit
never mind KBO
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0
Roses are red, violets are blue
I’d paste said fine boobs just as Bizz says he’d do
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1
For Mutts
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm pretty fed up
What about you?
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2
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1
That made me vom a little in my mouth
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1
Where else would you vom a little bit?
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1
Roses are red
violets are blue
Get in my van!
Yes, Tromb, that means you too.
2
1
Rof Royalty will win every thread,
The meatshields are all filled with dread.
The ladies of Rof
Know RR’s not a toff
But a tiger they’d quite like to bed.
1
2
Get a room you two.
1
1
Prodigal Son was upset
No Roffer had composed for him yet.
I wrote this to show
He’s a friend not a foe
(With the puppet I made for a bet.)
1
1
Roses are red
White, pink and the rest
I’ve done a survey
And you were the best
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1
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you were a ladder
I'd be right up you
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1
There was a young lawyer called Rex
Whose appendage was too small for sex
When told it was so
He said "Yes I know,
But de minimis non curat lex"
1
1
Claimed Laz, "I still get the urge,
but Venus has inflicted her purge;
and try as I might,
nothing fits tight
and now I'm as miserable as Serge"
0
1
Roses are red
Daffodils are amber
You’re my Susie Dent
And I’ll be your Bamber
1
1
Roses are red
White, pink and the rest
I’ve done a survey
Can I come on your chest
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1
Cried Pindar from the palace at Thebes,
"All local girls seem to be such dweebs;
so to clear the air,
I admit I just love a good pair
and that's why I so fancy RoF's Pheebs"
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