Does the SNP have a future?

Feels improbable 

There are now more whipless MPs than there are Lib Dem MPs, political fact fans

I can safely say that the phantom shagger of Stornoway will not be missed. 

Indy polling at 54% by the way.

Ridiculous. Support for independence has collapsed with sturgeon. 

Where the poll saying 54% in favour? Most recent I can find is from last week at 45% for, 48% against.

It was done in The National's office. Even then 46% of them realised it was a moronic attempt to deflect from individual failure. 

What’s the Scotch equivalent of a Whitehall farce? 

Massive lol at “the phantom shagger of Stornaway”. He must be due his Sean Connery?

I know someone about to start working on opinion poll data for the SNP.  I shared my top tips with him so he can tell the SNP they need to stop getting arrested and buying dodgy camper vans.

They’re on the comedy wing of politics for sure.