Former great, now permanently crocked clogger who only made 7 appearances this season moves to sandpit for final payday.

Not sure if it's quite a selling point to be a magnet for mentally unstable antisemitic Trump supporters and Russian oligarchs who spout the Kremlin line but too chicken to actually stay and fight for the army ...

Things must be bad if the only work he can get is filling in tax returns in a desert

Actually disappointed in kante - thought he had some vague semblance of morals 

Football really is dead 

Oh sorry, given your aborted thread I thought it was Kanye.

I don't know any Kantes.