I reckon we're being swarmed by cyber-drones.  

would explain that noise

It's deathly quiet here. Eerily so. Where have all the people gone?  

It's probably riskys fault, let's be honest.

Some wacko disgruntled former poster may have taken the site down. But there will always be accommodation wanted. It's what makes Britain great. 

Accommodation offered is decent too, Jigga is lighting things up over there.

perhaps this is the tragic inevitable consequence of WFH

Russian mega-sub with ‘apocalypse’ Poseidon torpedo SPOTTED in chilling satellite pics amid nuclear test-fire fears | The Sun

Did they ever find the Belgorod? Has it all ended? 

do u mean are we nuclear ghosts roffing in the afterlife?

I posted a link to the Elon Musk "should I step down and find someone competent" vote and then the Musk Stans killed the board.

I was feelin' kinda lonesome and blue, I needed somebody to talk to
So I called up the operator of time, just to hear a voice of some kind
"When you hear the beep, it will be three o'clock"
She said that for over an hour and I hung up

Well, the doctor interrupted me just about then
Sayin', "Hey, I've been havin' the same old dreams
But mine was a little different, you see
I dreamt the only person left after the war was me
I didn't see you around"

Well, now time passed and now it seems
Everybody's having them dreams
Everybody sees their self walkin' around with no one else

I would really like if we could have a nuclear flash right now and I could go back to bed.

u mean u wanna see a radioactive willy?  Huge (and mutated), if true.

no, I imagine that would be a bit zombieish

bits dropping off etc

the mind boggles on the "etc."

I am reminded of the recent tv series of Resident Evil with the etc.

So this is where you all went. I’ll know for next time.