I think chill should be allowed to fight gob gammon for the right to return. Fully naked, oiled up greek wrestling. Both have to pre-game a line of crushed rhino horn for the entertainment of the crowd.
There is no consensus among sexual health professionals as to what squirt is, though research has found it can contain some of the same components as urine3 and some of the same components as semen.
Heh. ' No idea what it is, but can we at least just all agree to call it squirt?'
We dug into the research and spoke with Zhana Vrangalova, Ph.D., a professor of sexuality at New York University and sex researcher who has been extensively studying squirting.
Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.
Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.
I'd like to hear more about prostatic secretions, marginal or otherwise.
"We dug into the research and spoke with Zhana Vrangalova, Ph.D., a professor of sexuality at New York University and sex researcher who has been extensively studying squirting"
If you want to be the best, if you want to beat the rest, dedication’s what you need.
There is no consensus among sexual health professionals as to what squirt is, though research has found it can contain some of the same components as urine3 and some of the same components as semen.
Heh. ' No idea what it is, but can we at least just all agree to call it squirt?'
Entirely consistent with a female urinating whilst aroused. What RR said.
The woman I knew was extremely productive so if she was on her back she would literally fill up and then when she came the muscles would contract and it would come flooding out. Not in a thin stream that hits the ceiling though. She didn't get much distance.
It wouldn't happen with penetrative sex obv because she wouldn't fill up undisturbed.
The first Mrs P would occasionally squirt during penetrative sex. It was not piss. It was much nicer smelling.
But neither was it the fountains seen in the vids. It was just bloomin’ messy. The first time it happened it surprised us both and so we hadn’t taken any precautions. The mattress was stained the entire time we were together.
To the not-pee brigade: it must come from an hitherto undiscovered squirt gland that women must have and that holds a substantial amount of fluid at any one time, right? See: the law of conservation of mass.
It's very odd the way people who haven't experienced something can be so sure that it isn't real.
I'll try again: the thing you see on porn films: that isn't squirting. That's performative orgasmic peeing. Squirting (at least the way it started) is something different and only happens to certain women. Visually it's much less dramatic.
I've read your posts mate, they don't answer this question: is it your contention that women have an as-yet undiscovered by medical science reservoir/means of immediate voluminous production of non-urine ejaculate?
I actually did a bit of googling when Tricky referred to it as an anatomical feat. Because the lady in question mentioned she has an inverted womb. Also called a retroverted uterus.
If you Google that there seems to be a potential connection for reasons that ought to be obvious but will clearly be beyond RR, anyway.
Anyway conclusion is that all women are different and don't be a prick. The lady I am talking about said a previous guy she was with was disgusted when it first happened and accused her of peeing on him and she was very confused and ashamed and had hang ups about sex for years afterwards because she was afraid of peeing on somebody again.
When I was with her she was much older and more confident and happily that prick's behaviour no longer affected her.
Yes well I probably shouldn't have mentioned it as it feels like a very private thing even of one anonymous person about another who isn't on the board.
Congratulations that your chauvinistic trolling has elicited it.
You brought up the private medical history of a sexual partner to try and win an argument on the internet (on a joke thread about sed and getting banned) and it's my fault now? Plus the private medical history reinforced my point entirely.
You've jumped on the rake from the top turnbuckle lad. Take a knee.
You really are a misogynistic little penoir. I hope no woman with any unusual characteristics of any kind has the misfortune to come across you and suffer your unpleasant personality as a result.
Putting squirting aside momentarily, why is straight forward piss/pissing on the naughty step?
It's a pure big dick energy power move, and if one catches some blue on blue splashback, or indeed welcomes being used as a lavatory for her pleasure, it's all good n'est-ce pas?
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Free chill!
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Rather pay for Summersails.
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Actually just meant to think that. Valid though.
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Flicks nipple
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What RR said- free Chill and Anna!
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**** in my **** then **** on my *** you ******* ****
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Last time I got banned, I re-registered with the password spankmepiers, which dates me somewhat.
also, you’re a maniac.
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I'm all yours for £5 and a bag of chips.
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sploosh
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Shrinkflation?
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I think chill should be allowed to fight gob gammon for the right to return. Fully naked, oiled up greek wrestling. Both have to pre-game a line of crushed rhino horn for the entertainment of the crowd.
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Can someone explain the thumb trick?
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Back into THIS
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Yes, and just how unusual is squirting?
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Think sailo can help there euge
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Pretty rare in my experience.
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Same
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A previous fling once claimed I'd helped her do that for the first time. I was never convinced that she hadn't just pi55ed herself
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I pulled a right fūckin' Norris last night, ladz.
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Squirting is piss obviously. Some people have a medical condition where they piss when ladyjizzing, but most are faking it for views on pronhub.
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Some people just can’t take a compliment.
heh@ Buzz
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Glad we got that cleared up.
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Any such mess provides a golden opportunity for a shower
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A decade ago this would have dubtunned by now.
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So many good threads barely touching the rim nowadays
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what buzz said. it is shocking.
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Guess it's too hard to keep it up after so many years.
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The thread has flopped like a 60 something brewer's schlong
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It's interesting to see what it took to bring Tamora out of the woodwork. *waves*
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She must be out of practice, I though Buzz's posts were some of the milder ones (admittedly from a small sample size)
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Whoa there
Heh. ' No idea what it is, but can we at least just all agree to call it squirt?'
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There’s never any consensus among sexual health experts when it comes to woman stuff.
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Riddles and enigmas, all of you.
But you know... títs.
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And that's only going to get worse now we know some women have cocks and balls.
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Strap yourselves in. On. In. Whoops. Sorry.
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Extensively studying squirting.
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It's piss. FFS. Obviously piss.
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I’ve extensively studied squirting 😏
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Not sure RR has, sounds like he's just taken someone at their word.
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Proper study - https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists.
It's rare so most of the vids you see of pron women doing it are just them pissing while acting.
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Sexbee, I wouldn't want someone pissing on me like that. I'm not a Tory FFS.
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I only raised it because it always used to result in a ban back in the day, but it’s nice to see the subject has legs.
I’m not sure, but there is a bit of a mean spirited vibe about the deniers.
You chicks can’t have ejaculating, that’s our thing, what you’re doing is just incontinence, wah wah wah.
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I'd like to hear more about prostatic secretions, marginal or otherwise.
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A bit of jizz often gets mixed in on the way out. That's all.
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Not really bothered Tromb. You could try and get some here on your fireservice chat forum.
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Thanks for the update Chambers m7.
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Chqmbo hasnt had sex since fleetwood mac broke up. Out of respect.
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I further note that despite her protestations eugenie has not self-certified as a norris doris.
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Well piss or not it’s quite the sight
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Heh @ Norris Doris
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If you want to be the best, if you want to beat the rest, dedication’s what you need.
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I take my sex advice from Dr. Hans Zarkov. And he says, "give zem ze vaggly finger."
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Whatever the chemical makeup of ladyspaff, being in scenarios where this happens is excellent.
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When it has happened with me (only one woman, can't claim any special abilities to make it happen) it looked nothing like in porn and it was not piss.
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First time it happened to me it was in my mouth and pretty sure it wasn’t piss.
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Entirely consistent with a female urinating whilst aroused. What RR said.
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So you are banging away and then the woman pisses on you
And you like it?
Not my place to judge
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For some women it is involuntary Davos. They lose bladder control when jizzing and sploosh out some wee.
This has turned into a fetish where men think if they just jackhammer away hard enough they can make any woman squirt.
Pronstars have weaponised this fetish by faking mega orgasms while they literally spray piss everywhere.
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Was she heavily pregnant? Think that's something different altogether
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It rarely happens through penetrative sex and is much more likely to be the result of orla or some manual dexterity.
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Ffs 🤣
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Luckily for sails he would have been ok for it to be piss or any other secretion, the dirty bugger that he is 😅
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Sails writes as if he has the ladybird "as we grow up book" his mum gave his open all the way through.
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Surely if it was wee women who’ve had lots of kids and/or older would do it all the time
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Especially if they were, say, riding a bike over cobbles...
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Wet cobbles can be treacherous.
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Wet or just ... damp?
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Shall we settle on moist?
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moist
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What sailo said, for once.
The woman I knew was extremely productive so if she was on her back she would literally fill up and then when she came the muscles would contract and it would come flooding out. Not in a thin stream that hits the ceiling though. She didn't get much distance.
It wouldn't happen with penetrative sex obv because she wouldn't fill up undisturbed.
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I think people have an odd idea of what squirting is these days due to the porn RR is talking about.
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That would be a bit of an anatomical feat given where the lubrication is actually produced.
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It certainly was an anatomical feat. She could sploosh like nobody's business.
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Do you think it would be possible to attach a hose ? Asking for a fireman who's too shy to ask for himself.
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The first Mrs P would occasionally squirt during penetrative sex. It was not piss. It was much nicer smelling.
But neither was it the fountains seen in the vids. It was just bloomin’ messy. The first time it happened it surprised us both and so we hadn’t taken any precautions. The mattress was stained the entire time we were together.
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Also, it was before the internet so I don’t think either of us had heard of “squirting” as a thing…
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A clean mattress equals a dull marriage.
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Peter were you Mrs p 1s first? If not think she was pretending surprise?
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I was her first proper long-term partner and I think the surprise was genuine.
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To the not-pee brigade: it must come from an hitherto undiscovered squirt gland that women must have and that holds a substantial amount of fluid at any one time, right? See: the law of conservation of mass.
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Someone hasn't been reading.
It's very odd the way people who haven't experienced something can be so sure that it isn't real.
I'll try again: the thing you see on porn films: that isn't squirting. That's performative orgasmic peeing. Squirting (at least the way it started) is something different and only happens to certain women. Visually it's much less dramatic.
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Still wee, just not performative.
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Poor little RR has never experienced it and his jealousy makes him trollish.
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Who's talking about porn squirting spurius? And why is that different wrt my post?
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Cba to repeat my posts on this thread Threeps.
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Spurius can't admit he's been pissed on by a semi-incontinent woman.
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I've read your posts mate, they don't answer this question: is it your contention that women have an as-yet undiscovered by medical science reservoir/means of immediate voluminous production of non-urine ejaculate?
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"Squirting" in porn looks like it is coming out of a "squirt gland" if it's not pee. But it IS pee.
Squirting IRL does not look like it is coming out of a "squirt gland". It comes out of the vagina.
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From where m7?
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I actually did a bit of googling when Tricky referred to it as an anatomical feat. Because the lady in question mentioned she has an inverted womb. Also called a retroverted uterus.
If you Google that there seems to be a potential connection for reasons that ought to be obvious but will clearly be beyond RR, anyway.
Eg https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/be2ppe/squirting_tilted_uterus_any_connection/
Anyway conclusion is that all women are different and don't be a prick. The lady I am talking about said a previous guy she was with was disgusted when it first happened and accused her of peeing on him and she was very confused and ashamed and had hang ups about sex for years afterwards because she was afraid of peeing on somebody again.
When I was with her she was much older and more confident and happily that prick's behaviour no longer affected her.
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Can you work it out now or do I have to spell it out.
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So deep into the discussion to bring an "inverted womb" into play. Feels like that detail would have been important early doors.
Bit of a deus ex machina to avoid admitting you've been pissed on if you ask me...
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Inverted uterus symptoms
Sorry chum, I don't see squirting on here. Sorry you got pissed on though.
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Yes well I probably shouldn't have mentioned it as it feels like a very private thing even of one anonymous person about another who isn't on the board.
Congratulations that your chauvinistic trolling has elicited it.
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You brought up the private medical history of a sexual partner to try and win an argument on the internet (on a joke thread about sed and getting banned) and it's my fault now? Plus the private medical history reinforced my point entirely.
You've jumped on the rake from the top turnbuckle lad. Take a knee.
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You really are a misogynistic little penoir. I hope no woman with any unusual characteristics of any kind has the misfortune to come across you and suffer your unpleasant personality as a result.
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying being peed on spurious
Stop living in the dark ages
It's not for me, granted, but I don't criticise others and their preferences
You crack on. But maybe avoid berocca before hand? Or does that make it better?
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Tbf watching those two scrambling for the moral high ground is an unexpected lollercopter for a Monday night.
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Putting squirting aside momentarily, why is straight forward piss/pissing on the naughty step?
It's a pure big dick energy power move, and if one catches some blue on blue splashback, or indeed welcomes being used as a lavatory for her pleasure, it's all good n'est-ce pas?
I think so anyway.
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