YRUSAP? 

You know what they say of primary school boys and why they pull the pigtails of their girl classmates? I’m beginning to worry you’re getting a bit obsessed with me.

I think I came across this guy once. It may have coloured my view of police inspectors. It is reassuring when these people are brought to book. 

I think Chill once lost out on a girl who couldn't resists the lure of a copper's big shiny baton.

We can only

hope they catch up with him until it’s too late ocho 

Chill has been banned for weeks. Feelingbrill is risky / hanners / *throbber.

Better a bad copper than a passport/utility bill checking irrelevance? 

I doubt it bananaman. But I’m not the latter so someone else would need to comment

I've do ID checks from time to time. That must put me in the category just below Wayne Couzens? In fact the secretary usually does that. I'll get her to take the rap. 

Jim’s one of the good guys.

Hopefully. Don’t let us down Jim.

There’s quite a few of us Chuffy, we just don’t make good news stories.

That last holiday of yours sounded nice Jim. Which OCG paid for that?

Channel Five - 23.05

Motorway Cops: Catching Britain's Speeders. 

After a driver refuses to confirm his real name, the officers take advantage of new facial recognition software to blow their own trumpets. Well someone had to. 

Another triumphant thread from the reverse rainman