Exclusive: Nabarro lawyers told to charge clients while they're on the loo
15 July 2016
's lawyers have been told to continue billing clients even while they're having a break.
The firm's time recording policy, which was published on its intranet, states that any break of up to six minutes should be recorded. The rule, which was leaked to RollOnFriday, is justified by the firm on the grounds that its solicitors will "still be thinking
" about the matter they're working on. Unlike all other lawyers, who use a tea break to talk to human beings about something else, anything else, for a few precious minutes.
Charging £30 to spend a penny is one way to deal with the post-Brexit real estate slump. But, as one concerned insider commented, it does raise "serious concerns about the quality of gossip around the coffee machines of Nabarro
||Where there's muck there's brass
A Nabarro spokesman said, "This approach to time recording is not unusual. Most businesses build natural breaks into the cost of their services. Indeed, some of our best legal minds have their best legal insights when they get up for a short break. Lunch is a different matter
Nabarro isn't the only modern-day alchemist turning poo into gold
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