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An Australian sailor has been told that he will not be tried for gross indecency after it was alleged that he "teabagged" his sleeping sergeant. |
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The Mayor of Preesall in Lancashire has been charged with stealing women's underwear. Ian Stafford, who resigned after his arrest in June, faces three counts of burglary and will appear in court next month. |
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But not as much as Ian Stafford |
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A rather confused account of two Indian lawyers knocking seven bells out of each other has surfaced. Apparently one of them "misbehaved" with a senior advocate. |
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An American woman is suing a Chicago zoo for letting its dolphins splash water. Allecyn Edwards claims that she slipped and fell at Brookfield Zoo after the animals made the floor slippery. |
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Australian firm Hynes Lawyers is, rightly, proud of the fact that it has "no dickheads":
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And finally, the mainstay of British comedy is under threat after a woman has sued her comedienne daughter-in-law for making too many jokes about her. Ladies and gentlemen, take my mother-in-law. No, please - take my mother-in-law. |
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