_{No blue tick, but following some blue accounts} 

An Instagram account, purporting to be that of struck-off solicitor Alan Blacker, has popped up, which apparently follow some rather fruity accounts.

Blacker, or, to refer to him by some of his preferred titles, ‘The Rt Hon Dr Alan Blacker, Lord Harley of Counsel’, first made the pages of RollOnFriday and the national press when his propensity to attend trials in a robe adorned with badges led a judge to remark that he looked like “something out of Harry Potter”.

He suffered a series of professional setbacks when he was struck off in 2016 and then convicted of disability benefits fraud in 2020. Blacker's current LinkedIn profile describes him as "Mozart of the Courtroom”, and states that he is the director of JAFLAS (Joint Armed Forces Legal Advocacy Service), the charity he founded. 

However, a reader has alerted RollOnFriday to another social media account under the name 'Dr The Rt Hon Lord Harley', which uses the handle @lordharleyofficial and follows a "variety of OnlyFans types" (warning: relatively NSFW).

Alan Blacker did not respond to RollOnFriday to confirm whether or not it is his account. So it could just be someone impersonating him, or a stitch-up.  

However, given that it's a public platform, it's visible to see who @lordharleyofficial follows (whoever is behind the account). Some profiles, such as 'The Fluffy giants', are innocent enough, and simply helps followers get their "daily dose of catitude":

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However, there seems to be a common theme for numerous other accounts followed, as they feature women in various stages of undress. For example:

_{Dress down Friday?}

Other accounts followed include 'Wettmelons' (not an account associated with Wholefoods), Hot Blockchain (doesn't appear to offer any crypto advice) and Princess leggy (possibly not an actual royal [insert Mr Mountbatten Windsor joke]).

Whoever is using the account, RollOnFriday is not so prudish to cast any judgment, and of course there is more x-rated content and vices out there. 

_{Pumpkin man, attributed to Matilda A-R}

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