_{Meet the Lawyers of the Caribbean - half as dangerous, twice as sexy.}

A watery grave awaits clients foolish enough to stray into German law – unless they instruct Kröck Dispute Resolution, that is.

The nine-person firm has demonstrated how it punches above its weight with a monstrous short film. Posted on Kröcks' website, RollOnFriday assumes it is a documentary.

The adventure opens with Kröck’s lawyers grinning on a yacht, and although their smiles don’t reach their eyes that's not unheard of at team drinks.

_{'WE. ARE. HAVING. GUT. TIME.'}

What's more unusual is their lack of interest in steering the boat. Jubilant but apparently paralysed with serenity, no-one touches the wheel.

_{They'll go where they're taken.}

Even as they head towards an ominous-looking storm.

_{That doesn't look good.}

_{Nothing registering yet.}

Making matters worse, lurking in the depths is, well, ROF isn't sure - Judge Kraken?

_{It's an abomination whatever it is.}

The crack Kröck team responds by hurling books at the mighty bewigged sea beast, which crumbles under the assault of dodgy, AI-generated precedents.

_{Attacks on the judiciary are justified if the judiciary in question has tentacles.}

_{Poor little fella.}

Triumphant, the Germans sail into the sunset, having done something possibly awful.

_{'We killed again!'}

_{'Don't do drugs.'}

Enjoy the video at the bottom of their homepage. ROF will gladly induct these seafaring Kräckpots into the Bonkers Law Firm hall of fame, and if you've seen similar, seek medical aid but also send it in.

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