The staff of EMG Solicitors have posed with a giant dog version of Spock for their profile photos.
It bought them immediate entry into the Bonkers Law Firm Website club. The oddness of their canine Star Fleet portraits is amplified by Spockdog's expression of deep, deep disapproval.
"Dammit Jim, he's a science officer not a seaside donkey!"
Richard presents his latest space-time billing anomaly.
Bad Spocky dog! Happy Spocky dog.
Spocky dog almost never set phasers to kill.
Finally, someone who speaks his language.
Eek, something's going wrong with the transporter beam.
Richard has his own Spock dog at home (boxed).
Vulcan death grip.
Displays of emotion baffle Spock dog.
Biting not whispering.
The indignity of it all.
Yeah tell me off
Don't kink shame Spocky dog.
EMG's website is otherwise entirely normal. There is no explanation for the presence of Spockdog*. Perplexed, RollOnFriday called up the firm. It turns out that he is not the result of a Trek-obsessed managing partner. Nor is he a former Trek-obsessed Managing Partner preserved inside a fibreglass shell. In fact, the model was 'won' by the firm at a charity auction.
Well done EMG, just remember to bag up the Starlogs.
*Correction: no explanation other than this whole page