The nuttiness of Everys Solicitors' site is one-note, but monomania is no barrier to becoming a Bonkers Law Firm Website

There's not a great deal to explain about this week's inductee. Everys took photos of its staff and then published an index of only their foreheads.

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Some staff didn’t even get #foreheadportraits. In seven cases only the scalps made it. One lawyer doesn't appear at all, just the Everys sign above her.

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It makes the lawyers look like they're foreheads on tables.

kno

Or eggs in wigs.

jo

"Smile! Or don't smile, doesn't matter."

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It really focuses attention on a specific zone of head.

str

Surely they'll change this.

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Pure hair from Vine.

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Somehow Vince's forehead says 'nervous'.

wu

-Good use of depth of field -Shame about lack of face.

stok

Perhaps Everys deliberately did not want to reveal its lawyers' facial features.

stro

Exhibit 1: maximum forehead displayed yet not even a hint of eyebrow.

woods

They played it very safe with Naomi. She must have high eyes.

sal

Alternatively, the haircuts mounted a coup.

bod

That is a take-charge hairdo.

martin

'Martin's hair became Head of Private Client in 2016.'

broo

All hair mutineers are welcome.

jon

The perfect shiny cobbles.

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The devilishly rumpled.

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The shy.

chap

Chapman's follicle voted to hide.

cerry

Going...

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Going...

hunt

Gone.

 

Well done Everys. "We are a forward-thinking firm", it states. But also a forehead-thinking one, and that's rare.

Update: Everys has updated their site to show people’s faces/fought off the haircuts’ coup.

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Hey Nonny Nonny 12 Apr 19

I saw this earlier in the week. It's the height of my legal career that I found a bonkers website the week before it was published on ROF...

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