This week's Bonkers Law Firm Website hails from Bucharest, where lawyers don't just practise law, they pose and pontificate.

BPV Grigorescu Stefanica introduces itself with the standard word salad about "activating resources" and aiming to "empower our clients to create, develop and safeguard thriving businesses", but the charm returns in the staff profiles section.

For example, just by chance, the photographer was present when an angel visited unto Serban. 

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Each lawyer got to pick a quote and they weren't all high-minded, intellectual bon mots. In fact some were pretty simple.

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At or with, Serban's not fussy. But he's not the only jolly Romanian lawyer.


There's Anca. Someone help Anca. She's trapped in the robot head again.

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And where she is today is stuck inside a robot's head.


Catalin's coming for your nipples.

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He says that before he removes a nipple.


Andrada seems nice, though.

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Scratch that.


Alexandru's power pose was undone by a lens which gave him tiny shoulders and a humongous arse.

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Not always a recipe for success, as the photographer demonstrated.


Anca cannot refuse a pearl necklace. 

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Warning: do not take the 'essence'.


It's Nicolae's world, we're just in his TV.

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He controls us.

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Oh no, he's built Milbank world.


Mic drop alert.

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Cezara went through the doors of perception without opening them first.


New employees soon learn when Dan's in a 'cube mood'.

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Do the right thing and hide until he's gone.


Steven Seagal approves of Cristina's effort.

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Steven Seagal also approves of Kristina's mystical chinstroking quote.


Daniel's still useful.

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Somewhat useful.


Lucian takes his best guess at how to play chess.

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It's completely wrong. He doesn't care:

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If you've stumbled upon a barmy law firm website, let us know. 

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Anon 06 May 19 07:48

this is what happens when a firm hands over judgment, sanity and sense to a marketing and PR agency.