Thanks to 'Massingbird' for alerting RollOnFriday to the only occasion the words "the stars can look close enough to touch" have been used in connection with an in-house legal vacancy:




Sadly and somewhat ironically, one aspiration which is not within reach is convincing astronomers that Ashford's stars look close enough to touch. In 2015, despite spending £25,000 on lobbying efforts, Ashford Council failed to convince the International Dark Sky Association that it should designate the borough as an official dark sky area. At least HR is still carrying a torch, albeit as part of a sympathetic lighting scheme.

If you spot heartbreak shoehorned into a legal vacancy, let RoF know.