I got a gaudy plastic keyboard as a kid's present from Amazon recently for about 10p. It's brilliant. But not as good as the packaging in which it came.

I don't know where it was made. Probably Pyongyang and I'm unwittingly funding Kim Jong-Un's sweetie habit. But  as the latest in an occasional series on communist toys, feast your eyes on these beauties:


More funtion attune! The Drum That Interest Clap Reaction Promotes The Hand!


5 drums can flap! Tempo and volume have more distinction to tune up!




Ah, he talks and is very gout. In his little puffer jacket and pudding bowl haircut.