A niche law firm has posted an absolutely stellar job ad, seemingly targeted at lawyers who are semi-illiterate and spend too much time fiddling about with their lipstick.

AMZ Law is clearly a big player:


The fact that it has a small office on the Edgware Road is clearly no barrier to international success. Withers? Macfarlanes? Nah. When the Saudi Royal Family is after high level international trust advice this is their first port of call:


The firm is particularly keen to employ a female solicitor. As it points out, its principal is a woman, most of its staff are female and


The firm certainly wins points for enouraging applications from mothers who are thinking of returning to work. As long as they don't spend too much time faffing about with their makeup.


The whole copy reads as if it was dictated by Borat. Which is odd, given that:

You work at AMZ Law! It's nice! King of the castle! We have much vagin!

Applicants who have a better understanding of grammar than their Business Development Manager should apply forthwith.