In Stockport, O'Neill and Patient set up a business together.

Then the internet happened.

It sits particularly well alongside the sensitive patter on the firm's wills and probate page.

"Just get in touch with oneillpatient. Wait, why are you crying?"

Oneillpatient is in good company, joining the likes of penisland, whorepresents, therapistlocator, molestationnursery and hollandshitfestival (Holland’s Hit Festival).