I was worshipping on Sunday when I noticed this servant of mammon resting cheekily on a pew. I wonder if any other readers have spotted similar desecrations?
How about it, readers? Have you spotted a Withers umbrella in a mosque? Or a DLA mousemat in a synagogue? Email email@example.com for a chance to win forgiveness.
(NB the pen must be loved - it predates Herbies' name change.)