All shall be welcome in the house of the Lord

"Dear RollOnFriday,

I was worshipping on Sunday when I noticed this servant of mammon resting cheekily on a pew. I wonder if any other readers have spotted similar desecrations?

Yours,
A Men"

How about it, readers? Have you spotted a Withers umbrella in a mosque? Or a DLA mousemat in a synagogue? Email [email protected] for a chance to win forgiveness.

(NB the pen must be loved - it predates Herbies' name change.)

Comments

I'm told the ink penetrates Max Mara wool (and maybe cassocks) something dreadful. Class action anyone?

This article made me laugh a little too much!

I thought only Catholic priests were allowed to take pictures in church?

Hah... the same pens that our firm used to use (and hand out to clients): they may not combust in the presence of holiness but they do explode magnificently at altitude on aircraft!

What I want know is why the bloke three pews up has his tie cast rakishly over his shoulder. Is he eating lobster rolls in church? Or is that anew C of E thing?