A few days ago a person spammed RollOnFriday with an offer of stab-proof vests. I ran with it, and published the resulting correspondence.

I thought I'd probably run too far with it when I asked crack stab-proof vest salesman 'Andyke'  for answers to some ridiculous questions. That he had dismissed me as a timewaster. Moved on to spamming other businesses which, in all likelihood, also did not need or want stab-proof vests. I was wrong.


Read: Part 3.