I went out with some mates once in spain and had beers on someone's boat moored in the bay (sans permission). when we'd finished the beers we realised a swarm of jellies had been swept in by the tide. Faaasands of em. we each had to jump in and swim like fck. I got stung to fook and my m7 dave had to piss on me arm. this didnt help other than to assume the most humiliating part of the day.
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I didn't know you liked boats
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I know it's weird and a bit like finding out that Clergs is actually Scottish.
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Mine is where I am right now.
Snuggled up under my duvet.
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I find the Waitrose on Gloucester Road to be strangely soothing.
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top of a mountain after a hike
shower after some tennis
out at sea on a boat sailing
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Lying on the bed after a grand shite.
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Foyles
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On the bog with the latest Viz.
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at my mum's place, in my room or in my mum's room talking to her
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Buzz do the Bottom Inspectors know that you're reading on the bog?
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up to my nutts in DD's mum .
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she's 81
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Am now in second fave place - on sofa in pjs eating fried bacon and egg toasted sandwich.
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I don't know Extremely. Given the lax security at most marinas you can easily go and sit on a boat at sunset for free.
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Are you sure it isn’t a ready meal?
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Touché.
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On top of Arthur’s Seat. [please insert your own joke here]
In a restaurant right on the shores of Lake Garda.
At strutter acres in Hampshire for Christmas or indeed any family gathering.
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I went out with some mates once in spain and had beers on someone's boat moored in the bay (sans permission). when we'd finished the beers we realised a swarm of jellies had been swept in by the tide. Faaasands of em. we each had to jump in and swim like fck. I got stung to fook and my m7 dave had to piss on me arm. this didnt help other than to assume the most humiliating part of the day.
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Skiing at 2,800 m upwards altitude and sipping coffee at any John Lewis (but no shopping at all!)
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