you know the story about the teacher on the plane

and how she may or may not have shagged the pupil?

I know it is wrong but for me the most startling and disturbing aspect is that she has SIZE TEN SHOES, WHAT?

She's 6 foot 2. Not that startling tbf

SIZE TEN THO, MARTIAN

Yup, I know. Must make buying shoes hard

for serious

she must have a lot of brogues

And a lot of Birkenstocks

shiver

That's nothing, I'm an ELEVEN!

I win!

Oh dear cookie. You know what they say about men with small feet.

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