would you go to a party tonight

if it were in a fairly hard to get to place?

assume that the law is as it is wherever you currently are

ok it is more cosy than glam

there will be no hot or charming men

but the attendees will be fun and it will be very relaxing chat

the food and drink will be good

but going home will involve going for half an hour up a dark path populated by Youths 

What is the point of this thread? is it would you break the rules?  Or is it would you walk down an iffy dark alley?  Given the venom you spit at people who obey the rules I assume the first is a no brainier for you.  In respect of the second, doesn’t really seem of genuine application

if you do go, try to enjoy it and talk about other things that would be my tuppenth’s worth

You probably would be but given that many (most) under 40s very rarely darken their GP’s door and could have underlying conditions they aren’t even aware of, you could be number 18. 
 

Definitely go. 

Probably not.  It doesn’t sound that great a do and the prospect a long walk home (half pissed) in the dark is always a fooking moodkill.  Unless I get proper steaming then it’s all waheyyyy quite fancy a walk.

pubs are closed until Monday then open until 6pm with soft drinks only

is this weirder than california's "christmas dinner may only last 2 hours" law? i dunno

laz this is sort of the cruz of the q

normally I hate parties

I mean I love meeting new people and chatting and stuff but how often is a party the place this happens? so rarely

actual life and longed for life are so apart

but in this era where togetherness is forbidden and frankly I might not live to see a time when casual society is taken for granted again?

I dunno

perhaps I should make the most of things I would previously have eschewed

(I probably can't be faffed to get to west lothian tho)

As to your second third and fourth paragraphs - WORD sistah

As to your fifth - unless u r planning to die within the next six months I shouldn’t worry about the hypothetical set out therein