Tanks are rolling onto Parliament Square at this very minute. Only a topless pink faced chap waving a can of Special Brew and wrapped in a cape fashioned from a nylon English flag is holding them back.
Because the BBC have no more a clue what is going on than the rest of us... they can't fill hours of analysis time...because it all boils down to "fvck knows"...
We all know that there won't be a consensus today... so we are back to the Zombie deal/crash out/a smaller number of options being put to the vote before the 12th...
May won't allow that so it's going to be brinksmanship of "May way or the highway" on 10th or 11th I suspect...
Its to give cover for the machine guns loaded with guacamole and avocado on toast being positioned on the roof to mow down the plucky Brexiteer 'patriots' when they come onto the street in their millions when the MPs vote through a soft Brexit tonight. They might get chcuked some books to cause confusion, as most of them have never seen one of them given the time they spend down the local spoons.
May is fvcking the process up, surprise surprise, by not accepting her deal is dead. this means there are going to be another load of tory absentions from loyalists/cabinet wanting to make sure nothing is more popular than Mays deal . Absolute disgrace.
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There's a media blackout as the Remain Establishment tries to fight off the Brexiteering peasants' revolt.
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COS WE ARE ALL BORED SHITLESS.
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Tanks are rolling onto Parliament Square at this very minute. Only a topless pink faced chap waving a can of Special Brew and wrapped in a cape fashioned from a nylon English flag is holding them back.
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LEGEND!
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Because the BBC have no more a clue what is going on than the rest of us... they can't fill hours of analysis time...because it all boils down to "fvck knows"...
We all know that there won't be a consensus today... so we are back to the Zombie deal/crash out/a smaller number of options being put to the vote before the 12th...
May won't allow that so it's going to be brinksmanship of "May way or the highway" on 10th or 11th I suspect...
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I can't how it's possible there won't be a consensus on a Customs Union. It only needs three people to change their minds.
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What Dux said. Only question is will the PM support it given it will rip the Tories apart.
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Its to give cover for the machine guns loaded with guacamole and avocado on toast being positioned on the roof to mow down the plucky Brexiteer 'patriots' when they come onto the street in their millions when the MPs vote through a soft Brexit tonight. They might get chcuked some books to cause confusion, as most of them have never seen one of them given the time they spend down the local spoons.
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Lots abstained in the last vote, so the numbers are not as low as Dux suggests.
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Ken Clarke: customs union: 265 votes in favour, 271 against, 102 abstentions
Nick Boles: Common Market 2.0: 189 in favour, 283 against, 166 abstentions
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Yes I nicked this from the FT!
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May is fvcking the process up, surprise surprise, by not accepting her deal is dead. this means there are going to be another load of tory absentions from loyalists/cabinet wanting to make sure nothing is more popular than Mays deal . Absolute disgrace.
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My suggestion would be to mix a little mayo (the sauce, not the radio broadcaster) into the guac and fire it exclusively at Lear's Fool.
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What sort of utteraunt wants more Brexit News and moans that there is not enough of it!?!??!
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Any Brexit news today risked being wrongly identified as an April fool
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Normal service has been resumed.
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So it looks like Labour are supporting Common Market 2.0
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