Who would win in a fight?

Alice roberts or Lucy worsley? 
 

my moneys on worsley

Odd pairing.

Tricky. Being a biological anthropologist Alice is a walking non sequitur and oxymoron. This must grate. 

However, having said that Worsley is the most irritatingly wrong telly historian since Starkey. 

Roberts in 5 for me Clive.

I have read two roberts books on long butied dead so I'd back her to be a competent dislocator

but i've read worsely's book on the obsession with murder so I think she'd win and have a bag or two of quicklime handy to get rid of the evidence

Roberts would finish the job whilst Worsley was still going through her dressing up box trying to find the right historical costume to illustrate that she was in a fight.

Instead of imagining them going at each other like a couple of heavyweight contenders, I'd rather imagine them going at each other like a couple of hungry kittens at a saucer of milk.