That's remarkably low. I thought any relatively affluent village near a moderately enriched area would have had stats like that.

Or, at least, that's what the facebook and what'sapp groups for my village would indicate.

Phil, is that one of the Corsa's where the only temperature available through the fans, regardless of what you select, is "Nuclear", and if you wear shorts, it will scorch the hairs off your legs? I had one of them once. It was like the inside of the car was a volcano. 

Most of those cars are the most popular cars in Britain today.

Astra used to be everywhere plus older models probably have crap security so a good "gateway" car. 

I wondered what camembert had been up to

Do people still bother with get away cars? How quaint! I thought if you just walked quickly, plod had to let you go in case you fell over and hurt yourself.

heh! japanese cars are conspicuously missing. 

Jap car owners probably use steering locks if their pride and joy isn't in a v. tidy garage. 

someone who intended to profit by selling it through the oxford classified press

phil - try jizz...and experiment whether it will freeze over in this cold

heh @ banana

I left my keys on the roof of the car, parked on-street, for 36hrs and no fooker nicked it.  It's not on the list.

jello - japanese?

Ferrari Superfast

I left my keys on the roof of the car, parked on-street, for 36hrs and no fooker nicked it.  It's not on the list.

Did you want the insurance money or summat?