which job do you find sexiest ?

as in, if you were weighing up whether or not to enjoy a passionate embrace with someone, which job would be your ultimate YES PLEASE?

pls note I will be judging the men harshly on this one

Air Stewardesses for me. Not sure where it has come from but that's my one.

 

Unemployed.  Let's be honest, only chance I'll get these days!

Criminal Barrister is probably the sexiest job that anyone I've dated has had.

At university dated an American who was doing molecular biology and biochemistry and that was pretty hornsome. 

I find women who do traditional mens jobs hot, so a carpenter or mechanic or electrican would be nice- to be honest also because I am terrible at this stuff so it would be useful too.

I like your economy of language - using ‘finance’ as shorthand for ‘corporate finance solicitor’

Very stylish 

I don't go out looking for photographers but they make up statistically improbably high share of my exes.

They might be the Venn diagram overlap of 'working class dude/ who got to  art college / but was  hardheaded enough to want to earn a living after it '

Apart from a certain level of intelligence, which is the main thing in any sort of relationship. I met some strategy woman from BP. I could have talked with her all evening.

Did I fancy her, not really.

Apaz there was a book called "A Billion Wicked Thoughts" based upon what Google search histories reveal about male and female desire. They also did an analysis of 15,000 female erotic fiction titles.

Based on the latter, the most recurrent male protagonists' professions were:

  • Doctor

  • Cowboy

  • Boss

  • Prince

  • Rancher

  • Knight

  • Surgeon

  • King

  • Bodyguard

  • Sheriff

Luckily for me, I'm a billionaire cowboy brain surgeon who's partial to a bit of weekend jousting. I have a tough exterior, yet I'm willing to tender and attentive to my chosen paramour once she's earned my affections.

Chambo in many ways reminds me of Shane Drinion from the Pale King.

 

Chambo, do you levitate imperceptibly when playing the guitar?

ALSO KNOWN AS THE LIST OF CAREERS, HAVING BEEN CONSIDERED BY LAZ (I do love you, though, Laz, if you're reading xx)

  • Doctor 

  • Cowboy

  • Boss

  • Prince

  • Rancher

  • Knight

  • Surgeon

  • King

  • Bodyguard

  • Sheriff

Heh!

But sports writer and A-list historian are notably absent from that list...  

 

 

 

Being married to a very intelligent woman Stixta, I am not going to do anything stupid, no matter how much I might find someone else attractive.

Doesn't stop you being friends though.

I think chambo actually speaks in dire straits.

 

 

as in, if you were weighing up whether or not to enjoy a passionate embrace with someone, which job would be your ultimate YES PLEASE?

 

Blow

tbf when I am considering whether to bend one up someone their job doesn't really come into it

"A cowgirl would be good"

Badders, the occupation or the position?

Heh. Bird ringers. predatory fetish for the ill adjusted.

 

 

Fluffy - both.  And I don't mind my face being used for a saddle, either. 

Well this took a tasteful and all too predictable turn....

Why, thank you.  You know that I like to think I set myself low standards in matters of taste and morality, which I then frequently fail to achieve.

Why, thank you.  You know that I like to think I set myself low standards in matters of taste and morality, which I then frequently fail to achieve.

Btw if I meet a jobbing tax associate I'll let him or her know that a total winner is interested. Snort.

☝️

“A jobbing tax associate wouldn’t make just my guitar gently weep.”

Faod I wasn't the one mugging them off! I was suggesting they are superior to the off mugger by every measure of effective socialisation.

But I'd probably pick police inspector.