I fall asleep when reading in bed, too.  

I generally read in my living room but I have khunty neighbours so peace and quiet is a rare commodity.  I am moving soon (to a detached house) and one of the things I am most looking forward to is to just “be” in my own home without intrusion from ignorant twots and their revolting children.  

I am amazed there are not more murders over things like this

Uh huh.

Over dramatise often?

Actually don’t worry. I already know the answer to that one.

Me too.  They and their bastard landlords (its a BTL, hurrah) have suffered terribly in my imagination.  I have sketched out a revenge short story as somewhere to put my negative energy.  

You feel weird sitting in a chair??

My response was to clergs, not strutter.  

If you havent experienced it, you have no clue. 

Train. Plane. Sofa. Bed.

strutter is a dick with no empathy and I pity the people who have to live around him

I remember once having bad neighbours and someone on here recommended a supersonic gun of some sort. Loved this idea.

not automobile, clubbers?

And once again, straight onto baseless insults because you have nowhere else to go.

Game of poker some time?

Can we all play poker together please?

with ageing bore strutter?

definitely not

Shame, your predictability would mean the cash would flow

I reckon a RoF poker game would be hehsome.

You are definitely welcome, Dux.

I am totally with you on that one dux.

Just imagine laz trying to bluff that he has 8 aces, chambo carefully explaining that there are in fact only 4 aces and Lydia telling everyone that aces are a male construct 

Don't play poker with me because if you're winning and go to the loo I'll help myself to your cash on the basis that you don't entirely know how much you've got and won't miss a bit and I've probably lost all of mine.

I like reading in bed especially in the morning at the weekend.  Otherwise lying on the sofa is good or somewhere outside on a sunny day.

I will read anywhere tbh.  train is probably my biggest slot.  (not like that abbs...)

There were a couple of rof poker games chez montie back in the day.  me, monts, b*, eugenie, shafty and sherrif iirc (apols if i have missed anyone - possibly nexis?).

i lost...

shafty drank all monties posh plonk

this may be TMI, but I can only do a satisfying poo, if I have something decent to read.

That German lodger is back then Judo?

he is presently in Africa bothering an entire nation with this pseudo hippie clap trap 

*continent

Heh!! I did not expect that, Judy, I must say.

teeeheee

Once at home, I got caught short and demanded that my sister brought me something to read, and she gave me Physics Word, exhorting the "funny" bit at the back Lateral Thoughts.  I did not have a satisfying poo.

But to answer the OP, in bed, on the sofa, in the garden, in a pub

Bed, bath, garden if my self-absorbed neighbours (but we're PARENTS! We're SPECIAL! Children must be FREE TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES!) aren't dominating every moment by allowing their shrieking brats to scream non-stop and bang the fence.

Have you considered electrifying the fence?

That's an excellent idea Sails.

I shall never forget my first experience aged about 7 of grabbing what I thought was a bit of string only to find it was active electric fencing.

same sailo.  really weird the way the charge hits you in a bent elbow

Only time I really read now is poolside or on planes.  I probably only get through 5 or 6 books a year as a result.  I do weirdly miss the two hours a day of reading time that commuting in London used to give me.

Audiobooks are the only thing that makes commuting bearable