A perfectly acceptable commercial compromise when you just cant be arsed arguing any more and want the bloody thing signed. 

I am all about chocolate and banana 

Salted caramel all the way!

Not got much experience in packing fudge. Will defer to others’ expertise.

Rum and raisin for me. Is it really fudge if it's not laced with booze?

I did actually meet someone once who had worked in the dispatch department of a West Country confectioners as a summer job.

He was acquainted with the jokes.

Anna, my fave is rum and raisin, too!

Strutter, you'll probably recall that the former MP Harvey Proctor after his resignation opened up a shirtmaking business where presumably he spent at least part of his time....

Raising the quality of the product, I assume

Well raising it certainly.