for me it is when some idiot woman posts a tragi-selfie of herself in a hotel room and the cleavage is really low and one of her female friends comments BOOBS!
Is that supposed to be funny or cutesie or whatever? Because it's moronic. fook off.
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Tell me more of this ‘social media’
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it's like cave paintings only you can do it in the dark
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Fake likes on insta...
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The crying laughing emoji.
Scientists are still trying to untangle if using it makes you a khunt or if only khunts use it.
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buying likes is tragi but I can see why people do it
sometimes I see a post with, say, four likes and I think "aw that's so lame nobody likes that person" then I remember that I am a fooking adult and also four people liking anything I have done in my entire life is probably shooting for the stars
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You think it’s light at the back of a cave system?
One guttering bison fat lamp is all I have to work by mostly.
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cry laugh emoji has it's place in very specific circumstances but some people abuse it appallingly
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a bit like that, strutz, yes
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Ah, so it was you I saw w**king over a smoky candle last time I went cave diving? I thought the profile of that sinister and hideously gurning face (contorted by the rictus of imminent ecstasy) looked familiar.
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this reminds me - if a man does a face during sex that you would normally identify as "disgust", is he disgusted with you or can sex sometimes emulate disgust?
asking for a friend
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That depends. Vinegar faces can be very weird.
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Hmm, the post-coitus selfie.
I don't get it.
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When someone posts "Wow. Just wow." in response to something perfectly reasonable that they disagree with.
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A lady posting a photo of herself so that all her lady friends can tell her how fabulous and beautiful she is whilst no doubt thinking horrible things about her.
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How has this man treated your "friend" otherwise. Does he enjoy her company? Does he treat her well and is he caring, affectionate and attentive? Or does he simply use her as a booty call, viewing dates etc. as a necessary evil in order to achieve his ultimate aim of being nuts deep in her? Does he like to cuddle and talk afterwards? Or does he turn over and lie there, seething with self-loathing and resentment? Does he leave as soon as possible the next morning?
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"ROFLMAO", if used after 2005 in a non-ironic manner. Really? Are you really? Literally rolling on the floor? With your bottom no longer attached? Go back and buy some more WKDs, you ill-educated scumbag.
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I hate wow just wow! See also "I am amazed/baffled". No you're NOT you aren't even surprised shuddup.
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my friend is pretty terrible chat tbf, badders, so nobody could blame him if he did slink off :)
he says he enjoys her company tho so no accounting for taste I guess
but she has gotten older than when they met so maybe her disgusting wrinkly body is now beyond the pale who knows
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Who knows indeed. It may just be that he has an exceedingly unappealing come face in that case. Some people do (so I'm told). A friend of mine went out with a guy who bared his teeth whilst one the vinegar strokes, and afterwards made noises like an old man dying. Safe to say the relationship did not last, as whilst he appeared to enjoy himself, she most certainly did not.
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it's not normal is the thing - lies outside the normal realms
life is hard
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Not true. Your appearance on the 3Dux show was critically acclaimed by all.
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Then maybe your friend needs to have a word. And maybe your friend's fella needs to have a word with a psychiatrist, to discuss whether he's trying to pretend your friend is a guy whilst doing her and failing (hence the look of disgust).
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aw thanks, coracle
that was a career highlight tbf
heh! I don't think he is into guys but it's nice to imagine that it's something like that rather than anything personal.For my friend. I will tell her to imagine it.
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‘X broke/won the internet’
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The phrase “took to Twitter”
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ROFLMAO is what led to the popularity of heh. particularly as a response to mutters' 7400 word unparagraphed prose.
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We voted leave now let’s just get on with it!
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The 3-Ducks show. Hmm.. That brings back memories. Despite persistent attempts from his management, I refused to go on it.
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I'm never that rude to people Cookie. Just a bit of a waste of time.
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