Three - an understanding of the limits of English law! Bastards.

mega-firm Mishcon de Reya

I am surprised that Farrer is not on the list.

BUT WHAT IS STEWART'S SECRET PASSAGE?!?!

Who is Stewart and why do you want to know about his passage?

Stewarts Law is in an 11 year old, 11-storey glass-walled office building.  It's not exactly Smugglers' Cove.  I guess they could mean going through the service basement, or pretending to visit Taylor Wessing instead.

lolz at pretending to visit TW

how many divorces have you had, Abs?

another hehmax @ "mega-firm Mishcon de Reya" 

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