Twatty Scottish lawyer

And no, this isn't a dig at Clergs. 

F*cking public sector moron. Moving anything forward is like pulling teeth. Then to try and cover her tracks, seeks to blame me for any delay or hurdle ("Oh, sorry I didn't call at the time I scheduled to call you. By the time I was free, I'm sure you would have gone home!").

If you think this might be aimed at you, I wouldn't be so sure. There's no doubt lots of you incompetent jobsworths up there that this could equally apply to. Or maybe not, if they've got an even basic grasp of email chains and archived records. 

GIVE ME STRENGTH.

I feel your pain ans I'm dealing with a private practice solicitor who rather than looking at her file simply fires an e-mail to me so that I can respond with details of the previous two occasions that I've already answered that question.  I forwarded and e-mail from a third party and told her to see below and she replied asking what she was meant to be looking at as there was a whole chain of e-mails and I could no longer resist having a dig and replied "generally when I say see below I mean the e-mail directly below mine".