Top Tip chaps

When your wife / gf / significant other is going to the hairdresser and they ask

"What type of cut do you think would make me more attractive?"

 

Apparently,

“A fooking power cut"

Is not among the answers they are willing to accept.

During my prostate exam, my doctor told me it’s perfectly normal to become aroused and even possibly ejaculate.

 

Whilst I accept that, something in me still wishes he hadn’t.