This time next week BoJo will be the Queen's new Prime Minister

How many of you are leaving the country?

BoJo

Scary stuff. An openly muslim hater leading the British Govt. 

Less scary, more just fucking tragic that we have got to this point.  When the hell did we lose our way so badly?

Oh that’s right, Cameron. 

Also he will defo do a hard Brexit - simply so he can pretend to be the savior afterwards. 

You cannot sink any lower

i mean would you buy a second hand car from him? 

Me: no

you?

 

I don't think Boris is a Muslim hater. 

You need to actually have convictions (albeit wrong ones) to be a Muslim-hater, and Boris has no convictions except self-interest. 

I don't think we have ever had a PM I would buy a car from 

 

maybe john Major 

Can’t wait. Let the break-up of the disUK commence!

John Major would sell u a pristine austin healey.

John Major would sell u a pristine austin healey that he had bonked Eggwina in the back of. 

 

You need to actually have convictions (albeit wrong ones) to be a Muslim-hater, and Boris has no convictions except self-interest. 

You are correct, in a sense but if it looks, swims and quacks like a duck, it is a duck. 

"John Major would sell u a pristine austin healey that he had bonked Eggwina in the back of."

It would no longer be pristine then, would it?

He'll be the best PM this country has ever had.  Churchillian.

 

I'm still hoping that there are enough sensible people out there like me and my parents who have voted for the other chap...

He will be shit and humiliate himself quickly.

HUnt has no chance. 

He's better than Corbyn - and probably the only Tory who can beat him.

 

 

I had a poo this morning that is better than Corbyn at being PM. 

"He'll be the best PM this country has ever had.  Churchillian."

Unfortunately, I agree with you. 

Did we not lose the Sterling's status under Churchill (because he did not like "a third opinion") and the jewel of the Crown (because he was nauseated by a middle temple lawyer posing as a half naked fakir)?

Churchill would have been destroyed today.   He'd have never made it to PM. 

 

I have no doubt he will be the most despised PM we’ve ever had. 

I wish I could afford to leave the country, but with parochial English common law qualifications, they mean jack shit in the rest of the civil law EU. Said parochial qualifications are only good enough for low-paid work at the lower depths of the law, so one is stuffed already. Now comes that entitled, racist buffoon to make us a mirror image of the Orange Nazi's Uhmerrikka.  

Invictus. Said lawyer (before he ditched wig, collar, bands and gown) and donned the loincloth so despised by the then Colonial Secretary was a member of the Inner Temple. 

Well he's confronting the Chinese with destroyers off Taiwan and Iran in the Gulf

With the time comes the man

Dangerously imbecilic tub thumping Tories or imbecilic Islington Trot

What a fcking choice

And sterling lost its status stopping marching Germans twice in 50 years

The daft cunt was waving a kipper about earlier. Telling his audience about an Isle of Man kipper smoker he’d met, who was tired of being wrapped up in EU red tape. People actually applauded this. They couldn’t have been more servile if they’d been fellating him with kazoos up their arses whilst clapping like performing fucking sealions on ketamine. 

Terribly sorry for the language there. Awfully northern of me. I do apologise. 

Agree Bentines. I think he will the shortest lived Tory leader and PM in history. Question is how much damage he does in meantime. The upside might be the destruction of the Tories. I considered voting for them tailend if Cameron years. Never again. They are an absolute shit show.

Bentines; with the kipper should come the corpse. He can be smuggled out of the UK in a laundry basket. Sent to a Thai landfill site.