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A thread to propose a ban on something

I would like to propose a ban on the word "snog"

*stern stare @ coffers*

heh!

the troubling thing is your stern scare is probably actually scary!

Scooters are ace. Much better than a yamaha 150cc (or such like). 

 

I propose banning brexit talk at least over the weekends. It's draining. 

Not the motor-bike-for-girls kind of scooter, Coffers.

The kind of scooter designed for children, which some particularly w**ky adults don't appear to realise are for children.

Grey squirrels are worse than Yanks.  At least the yanks fook off a few years after they've invaded when they can't be bothered anymore and go back to burger munching. 

I would like to ban - in all earnest - brexiters form entering the territory of the EU

they can go elsewhere

and needless to say I would like to ban anti-EU parties and their staggering incompetence in all fields from the EU parliament

it's the things that are banned which don't get enforced which enrage me.  I should like to enrol as a special constable in order to be able to arrest people who cycle on pavements and also those who allow their dogs to mess the pavement without then cleaning it up.

I also would like to ban women - in particular UK women - from wearing belly tops when overweight

altho, it is somewhat out of fashion

or maybe I just don't get to see them anymore, heh

I also would like to ban women - in particular UK women - from wearing belly tops when overweight

Only if we can also ban overweight men from displaying their beer guts in public.

Agreed judo.  A cyclist almost collided with us yesterday (turned in without signalling or looking when we were crossing a side street) and then got all arsey when I shouted "you fooking dickhead" at him. 

Agree with Judy. I hate it when people choose which rules they can comply with, particularly when it comes to road safety or commuting. 

Surreptitious vaping indoors or on train platforms. I know it doesn't do me any harm but it drives me mad and then I rant about the breakdown of the social contract.

Add to that people who bump into you in the street and just continuing on like nothing happened/people looking at their phones who meander into your path and possibly bump into you. 

 

I have started to shout at them.

And then when, after five minutes of hoping they will just stop without you having to confront them, you finally tell them to put a fooking sock in it, they act like you're the one being unreasonable.

Anna - absolutely right. The cyclist yesterday shouted back "fook off, mate, you're a dickhead!". At which point MJJ dug her nails firmly into my arm to forestall further comment/an attack on us.

I would like to ban all TV emissions which are being broadcasted before 6pm. basically telly should start at 6pm. that way, chavs have to figure out what they wanna watch on Netflix, which is already an intellectual effort

I would like to ban - with some rare exceptions - the export to and sale of water in countires other than the source

there is no reason why e.g. vittel or evian should be flown to china

Dux they were pet dux, no flying for them.  Hence the sardonic lament I spose.  wild dux would land on their pond just to eat their food and piss the captives off.  Dux r w**kerz.  I like a coot tho  tbf, we used to get them visit.

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