Thinking about becoming a shut-in

Today has been terrible and it's all the outside people who make it so.

But my house is currently shaking from what I think is the wind and what if it blows away what then.

At least I'm not in a spooky mansion full of magical keys.

Shut yourself in, pour a big glass of wine, light a candle when the power cut happens, and then spend the night looking for that hidden door that leads to the spooky mansion full of magical keys.

(I would just read by much candlelight - it's fantastic and a rare treat, but don't do it too often or you'll go blind*).

[*-500 ROF points for the first 3 posters who take the bait, but they probably can't even read this]