Client email, Friday 15:30 hrs: "Don't need to lodge that ex parte interim injunction with the DJ now. Leave it till Monday and have the weekend off. "
I’m happy when my business aren’t thinking about me, it means I can RoF and go to my kid’s assembly.
Innit!
I've just had an annoying few months under an interim boss who had a vague idea of what a legal function should be doing and wanted MI and reports and shit. Happily they've toddled off and I'm back to being left alone.
We don't care when you tell us not to and are probs planning to do it anyway
We think you're overpaid and we could all do what you do
You're all dull
You're the fun police
"how can you be so handsome, wealthy, intelligent, funny and still be a great partner/parent"
That they are called non-lawyers
I have always referred to the laity as muggles.
That they are happy to take £££ back off them for living large by having bike fittings
It must be awful working in PP
You work with nerds
Your WLB doesn't exist
You make less (if at a Legal Aid firm) than a bus driver
Jeez, you spend a fifth or a quarter of your net pay on commuting fares
You are stuck in a lifestyle trap e.g. London mortgage and school fees etc
I bet you wish you could quit and do something else
Your student debts are astronomical/ more than your salary
The world doesn't know you exist.
In fact, the lyrics of The Anti-Nowhere League's seminal work, So What?, apply to you without qualification.
"That's very interesting"
Don’t stay late!
This clip is always good
https://youtu.be/_s42gOg2WSU
every time i get an email from one of our continental lawyers a little bit of me dies inside.
I’m happy when my business aren’t thinking about me, it means I can RoF and go to my kid’s assembly.
Client email, Friday 15:30 hrs: "Don't need to lodge that ex parte interim injunction with the DJ now. Leave it till Monday and have the weekend off.
"
Innit!
I've just had an annoying few months under an interim boss who had a vague idea of what a legal function should be doing and wanted MI and reports and shit. Happily they've toddled off and I'm back to being left alone.
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