We don’t read your work. We don’t think about you when you’re not there. We don’t know what you do and we don’t care. We don’t prepare for calls with you. We don't care when you tell us not to and are probs planning to do it anyway We think you're overpaid and we could all do what you do You're all dull You're the fun police 0 Vote up! "how can you be so handsome, wealthy, intelligent, funny and still be a great partner/parent" 3 Vote up! That they are called non-lawyers 4 Vote up! I have always referred to the laity as muggles. 3 Vote up! That they are happy to take £££ back off them for living large by having bike fittings 2 Vote up! It must be awful working in PP You work with nerds Your WLB doesn't exist You make less (if at a Legal Aid firm) than a bus driver Jeez, you spend a fifth or a quarter of your net pay on commuting fares You are stuck in a lifestyle trap e.g. London mortgage and school fees etc I bet you wish you could quit and do something else Your student debts are astronomical/ more than your salary 0 Vote up! The world doesn't know you exist. In fact, the lyrics of The Anti-Nowhere League's seminal work, So What?, apply to you without qualification. 0 Vote up! "That's very interesting" 0 Vote up! Don’t stay late! 0 Vote up! This clip is always good https://youtu.be/_s42gOg2WSU 0 Vote up! every time i get an email from one of our continental lawyers a little bit of me dies inside. 0 Vote up! I’m happy when my business aren’t thinking about me, it means I can RoF and go to my kid’s assembly. 1 Vote up! Client email, Friday 15:30 hrs: "Don't need to lodge that ex parte interim injunction with the DJ now. Leave it till Monday and have the weekend off. " 0 Vote up! I’m happy when my business aren’t thinking about me, it means I can RoF and go to my kid’s assembly. Innit! I've just had an annoying few months under an interim boss who had a vague idea of what a legal function should be doing and wanted MI and reports and shit. Happily they've toddled off and I'm back to being left alone. 0 Vote up! Refresh Back to board Join the discussion Login Register 3 Vote up!