Taylor Swift back on the market

Reportedly split with Joe.

So sad.

in other, totally unconnected news, I might not be posting for the next couple of weeks as I’m off to America. 

1. I have the opposite opinion of La Swift from the market standard middle aged bloke fake take on her (a la Serge). Received wisdom is that her music is great, while she herself is to be received as sexless, something almost above having the horn for, For the record, I think she’s pretty hot - WB fo sho - but her music is generally shite.

2. In which note, Anti Hero seems (ludicrous “fat shaming” nothingburger aside) to have been received with a level of rapture properly reserved for, well, the Rapture. To me, it sounds absolutely phoned in. Bet she’s bovvered,

‘Received wisdom is that her music is great, while she herself is to be received as sexless, something almost above having the horn for’

this is actually my view. 
i will not go and see her live as I would not want to share what is (for me) a very personal listening experience with thousands of other people.

If you don’t like anti hero, try ‘you’re on your own kid’. 

Keep us updated with the progress of your suit. And how vital your IT equipment is to getting wicked way with a pop megastar.

Practising Certificate (PC) I think she is quite conservative with a small c and hails from a professional background. Joe was a good choice imo and she is rebounding. If you think it can’t happen, look at Amal. Do you play an instrument? 

Piano and guitar (Yamaha rgz, 1966 fender duo sonic, jap les Paul clone (year unclear) and an acoustic)

mostly, though, I play the fool. 

 She would go for u imo. Particularly when you tell her about mid war hammer battle left behind. Her mouth will drop  open and in a good way. 

I quite like the peripheral eighties stylings of anti hero. But while peripheral eighties stylings used to be a rare treat, everything has a bit of gen1 digital synth buzz these days.

must be incredibly odd to break up with your other half during a music tour where you have to sing loads of songs about how much you love them tbf

She presents herself almost as a cipher, as a vessel for her fans. And then not. The classic popster trick. Mirror sometimes then lead. I don’t see how anyone grown up can get anything from her on an aesthetic level. She’s half formed. But some days I’m still transfixed by Stevie Nicks’ Welsh witch schtick, so, go figure. 

She's added a break up song to her set list  "The 1" 

I was just listening to Folklore this afternoon! 

Don’t find her particularly attractive as she’s pretty but has no sex appeal.  However, her music does make me chuckle and we are never ever getting back together is one way to diss Harry Styles.

The guys who pretend not to fancy her but appreciate her music are way creepier than those who, for obvious reasons, wood bang. She’s an extremely attractive mature woman, there’s nothing wrong with wanting to fvck her. Her music, on the other hand, is aimed at 13yo girls. Pretending to be really into it makes you the fat naked internet guy chatting up the underage girl in the meme.

middle aged?!? u have a decade on me!

i think she’s attractive and she makes a v good karaoke tune

Thought she was meant to be a wearer of comfortable shoes.

She is hot though. Obviously. Anyone who says otherwise is just wrong.

I don't want to do her. It I have enjoyed some of her music in the car. Not while receiving beejs, just while driving. 

heh serge I got ur back sun but any time you make reference to your age on here it drops by about 5yrs!

Her music is totally unremarkable.  I mean, even less remarkable than someone like Coldplay.

She's obviously attractive enough.

I thought she and Tom Hiddleston would make a good showbiz couple.

Twenty years ago I too might have booked a ticket to Nashville...


Twenty years ago I too might have booked a ticket to Nashville...

ewwwww. She’d have been, like, 12, dude.

not cool

These amateur tour vids on yt are great btw. She’s in tremendous shape and it looks like a great show.