TACO!

Phew. I didn't believe it, but he has. He's lost all credibility, but at least we can sleep a bit more soundly tonight. 

Look at the butthurt on riskers the massive simp. 

🍊= 🐔 and you know it

USA: Japan, if you don’t surrender we’ll continue to drop nuclear bombs on you

Japan: we agree to your demand

Rof: TACO (Truman)

Honestly the appetite for death and destruction from some of Rof is appalling 

Massive trump fans in absolute agony over humongous defeat for the dear leader. 

Trump: bombs Iran for weeks but navy and air force get bloody noses

Iran: here is our proposal for peace, we get everything we want

Trump: I'll end your civilisation if you don't do what I want, deadline coming, nukes maybe

Iran: just take the deal dude, you've lost this one an you know it

Trump: 🐔 your deal looks good, my simps will just say I won anyway

The ayatollah and hundreds of his top henchmen are dead. The straits are open for fortnight. What’s not to like? 

Trump: 🐔 your deal looks good, my simps will just say I won anyway

Proven right within moments. 

Credit where credit’s due

Thanks, I'm pleased to be given credit in a rare moment of introspection for you. 

I see you’ve reached the denial stage of your grieving 

Must be short odds that one or other of the 3 main lunatic players will breach the ‘ceasefire’.

The lesson for UK PLC from this shitshow is to make us wholly self sufficient in oil and gas, which means a huge programme of N Sea drilling, to cover the next 30 years until renewables have the slightest chance of comprehensively powering our economy and homes.

Take the L and move on riskers. Your daddy just lost a 2 v 1 fight against a much smaller guy and is trying to style it out as a draw...

I’m very pleased GG, ayatollahs everywhere have been warned. Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power. 

Academic08 Apr 26 06:29

USA: Japan, if you don’t surrender we’ll continue to drop nuclear bombs on you

Japan: we agree to your demand

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USA: If you don't surrender we'll bomb you to death

Iran: Okay, we'll agree a ceasefire if you let us keep our nuclear program, we charge $2,000,000 a ship transiting an international waterway that we don't control (so 4 billion a year), the U.S. military withdraws from the Middle East and all sanctions are lifted on Iran and the regime stays in power 

Aca: Look at the masterful strategy of Trump, bow down Rof to this amazing result after 1 month of war!

Yeah as pointed out to Gg that’s Pakistan’s plan sumo, which isn’t a runner. Meanwhile  yesterday the Iranians said they would NEVER reopen the straits as part of a ceasefire 

Academic08 Apr 26 08:11

Yeah as pointed out to Gg that’s Pakistan’s plan sumo

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No, that's the plan mentioned by Iran's foreign minister and published by the foreign ministry

It's also not as great a look as you think it is arguing that Pakistan stepped in and stopped Trump

I doubt this is over and expect these talks to fall apart as neither side can be trusted and neither side really understands each other 

Riskers you aren't across this at all. Go read and then come back much later or never. 

I hadn’t realised you were a direct shill for the Iranians, but noted now. 

I also expect the ceasefire to fail. And then they’ll cave in again when threatened with destruction. But it certainly won’t end up with the situation you describe at 807. 

In your little world everyone is shilling for someone so if they aren't shilling for trump then they're shilling for Iran. 

This is very low IQ behaviour. 

Academic08 Apr 26 08:24

I also expect the ceasefire to fail. And then they’ll cave in again when threatened with destruction. But it certainly won’t end up with the situation you describe at 807. 

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That's the situation we are in now, so difficult to see what you are celebrating other than some old military hardware being lost by Iran. Even Hezbollah and the Houthis are still operating with impunity

My 826 was addressed to you and still stands riskers. 

TACO- what a relief. What an absolute coward he is, but the sane world is grateful that he is.

there is no ayatollah any more fyi

Just a military dictatorship that claims to have an ayatollah

hun-bun08 Apr 26 08:40

TACO- what a relief. What an absolute coward he is, but the sane world is grateful that he is.

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There is a good chance this kicks off again and netenyahu is still bombing Lebanon to create checks notes a stable border in northern Israel 

Sumo, in what way have all Iranian sanctions been lifted and the US pulled out of the Middle East? 

I didn't say that as well you know, I said that is the deal Trump has "agreed" and is probably why the likes of Lyndsey Graham are up in arms asking for a senate vote before any deal is signed 

It would not surprise me if there ended up being a toll that goes to the Trump Iran Reconstruction LLC with half the cash ending up in the IRGC and half with Trump

If it helps I understand that you're stuck clapping like a seal for your boy whether in reality you like it or not

Sumo’s 807: Iranian sanctions lifted, US leaves the Middle East

Aca:: there’s no way your 807 situation will occur

Sumo829: that’s the situation we’re in now

LOL

There is a good chance this kicks off again and netenyahu is still bombing Lebanon to create checks notes a stable border in northern Israel 

14% of Lebanon's land is now under Israeli control. Never one to miss an opportunity to thieve some land whilst the world looks the other way. 

Are you possessed by a twot Aca, the situation we are in now, as mentioned at 807, is that Iran has said "this is our proposal" and Trump has accepted it as the basis for a peace plan. Until something is signed that is the basis of the ceasefire. 

I know you're desperate to paint this as a win for Trump but in what way is the situation in the middle east now, negotiating with Iran for a toll system over the strait of Hormuz, which is an international waterway and not Iranian territory a "win" for your orange messiah ? 

Taco these days to me just means the terrible Instagram euphemism of ladies talking about their pink tacos.  That's probably an accurate description of Trump though.

He was always going to back down, but needed to do a big shouty threat to soothe his narcissism and give his simps a cheap thrill before doing so. 

This pattern must now be obvious to all world leaders. 

now a vacuum left in geopolitics following abject humiliation and weakening of the US

Yeah as pointed out to Gg that’s Pakistan’s plan sumo, which isn’t a runner. Meanwhile  yesterday the Iranians said they would NEVER reopen the straits as part of a ceasefire 

This is more of a unilateral surrender by the USA than a ceasefire

Trump hasn’t accepted anything of the sort, and none of the things you listed are happening. 

Oh poor riskers. 

Eyes streaming, fingers in his ears, blubbing.

None of this is really happening! DADDY isn't pwned by Iran!

Don't worry there will be a big distraction from Don very soon and then Kegsbreath will quietly be made a scapegoat for the American military defeat in Iran. 

Now can we get back to the Epstein files.

Now can we get back to the Epstein files.

I don't understand why the Democrats are so keen on this stuff, given that Bill "Bubba" Clinton will be all over it like a rash.

His stuff has come out and he’s “testified” about it. Story spiked. 

So let's put this another way hanners - do you think that trump has won here?

the biggest risk in all of this is that his frail ego cannot cope with the constant TACO refrain so he goes back in in a fortnight to prove he's actually a very aggressive lunatic and not at all a bottler

I think he'll pivot to another disaster. They had Cuba lined up next for "regime change" and have been quietly tormenting cubans with an oil blockade for a while. It will look like a softer target too. 

He might go back to Greenland though as he has NATO in his sights. 

What a disgusting man he is. And his supporters. 

Meanwhile Vance is in Hungary campaigning for Orban ffs

The US is done. 

Academic08 Apr 26 12:31

Trump hasn’t accepted anything of the sort, and none of the things you listed are happening. 

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He hasn't?

Iran’s leadership structures remain intact. Its hard-liners now have total control. Sanctions have been lifted, for now. Missiles can be rebuilt. The enriched uranium remains in Iran. And the discovery that even the full force of the American military cannot prevent Iran from turning one of the world’s most important shipping lanes into a de facto parking lot — with a hefty pay-to-leave barrier — will not be quickly forgotten.

Crucially, the ceasefire statement from Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi last night (reposted in full by Trump on Truth Social ) states that even during this two-week period, safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz will only be permitted “via coordination with Iran’s Armed Forces.” In other words, the U.S. has already accepted that Iran can impose limits on shipping in the Strait — limits that did not exist before the war began.

Vance is deliberately distancing himself from the dumpster fire that is the White House currently.

Be warned. Vance is just as odious as Trump politically but is even more dangerous because he does not have the brain of a squirrel.