supposedly, 46% of falkland islanders would "not be bothered" if

they were taken over by Argentina

I find this VERY hard to believe (although have heard they are not a well-educated populace so)

Seems unlikely given the results of the last referendum a few years ago but maybe even they are sick of the Tories.

Bournemouth beach incident I mean

Everyone knows the Falklands islands were just made up for political convenience and so Tory donors could sell weapons to the UK govt 

Always wondered what Argentina would do with the islands anyway?

*engages in vicious combat*
*wonders what there is to do now*
*gets cozy with sheep*

Argentina is number 6 on the most miserable countries to live just below Sudan and above Yemen.


Of course you'd rather there than 'broken brexit britain' though.