Such a nightmare.

got home last night at 1:30 am. Lost my keys and had to check into a hotel for £250. FFS!

i need to stop having my little “adventures”. 

What are you doing out at 1.30 on a Monday night, you tart?

Er, having fun obviously.

Judy, obviously Dux thinks you should be at home in bed at 9:30am with a Horlicks. More power to you having the energy to not be, quite frankly.

DD have you called a locksmith in London at an inconvenient time?  I did something similar a couple of years ago and stayed with a friend then paid best part of £200 for someone to break into my flat and change the locks the following morning.

You've reminded me of a mate of mine who wasn't very used to London and got lost trying to buy cigarettes at 1am, forked out £200 for a hotel and tubed it back to mine the next morning.

All dressed as a pirate.

We got so smashed in Berlin the other week, couldn't remember where our AirBnB was and both iPhones were dead so we went to a club at about 3am for a kip and to wait until the morning to find somewhere to charge our phones.