Stuffed Toupee

I've just read that a Colombian man was stopped at Barcelona airport with 500g of coke under his toupee.  Apparently he attracted the attention of customs officers because he looked nervous and had an oversized toupee under his hat!

There's an untucked shirt and shabby suit inside of which there's a clown with Turkish ancestry called Boris Pfeffel, who speaks in ancient Greek, who wants to be PM.

Have you seen the photo? It’s hilarious - how he thought he’d get away with it Christ only knows.

Imagine if he'd dozed off on the flight and the wig had fallen off?  It's basically having a small bag of sugar taped to your head.