Stuffed Toupee

I've just read that a Colombian man was stopped at Barcelona airport with 500g of coke under his toupee.  Apparently he attracted the attention of customs officers because he looked nervous and had an oversized toupee under his hat!

There's an untucked shirt and shabby suit inside of which there's a clown with Turkish ancestry called Boris Pfeffel, who speaks in ancient Greek, who wants to be PM.